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19 Seattle, WA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–80
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:07pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Seeing Someone
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
My self-summary
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I previously wrote "I'm currently not looking for romantic connections." To translate: I am happily enjoying relations with another okcupid-er. That now is a word.

If you're looking to talk to a fellow "wannabe" "Seattle-ite" "artist," then message away.

If you ask for a picture of my boobs, I'll send you a picture of my penis.

If you message me with bad grammar, I'll correct it because I'm an asshole.

Flee little mortals whilst you can.
What I’m doing with my life
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Earning: degree (in English/Russian), apartment (in Seattle), and an MA in "how to do work to avoid the work you really should do."

I used to be a ballet dancer, and now I eat and exercise only when guilted by life-expectancy statistic articles from the New York Times (which is fairly often, damn them). I swing dance, draw, "write," tutor, hum off-key, freelance, and color code my schedule in a variety of multi-medial ways.

You can click on this link and then scroll forever without ever seeing any of my work:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
autonomic functions. Other than this, everything is a process of learning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I now have a hairy muppet consuming my forehead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I do think entirely matching interests is a little trivial.

Books: I can't begin to list my overstuffed book shelf. I like nearly all books that aren't poorly written. Camus is a better writer than philosopher. Shel Silverstein is my muse.

Movies: Not enough according to my friends. Fantasia 2000, Pan's Labyrinth, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Bridesmaids.

Shows: Game of Thrones, The Guild, shameful watching of the Bachelor/Bachelorette (for appropriate mocking) with my best friend.

Music: anything with a violin. Other than this, generally all types of music depending on my mood.

Food of all and any passably edible kinds is always a good thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Pen
2. Paper
3. Autonomic functions
4. Tea
5. Music
6. Sugar
7. Flagrant defiance of arbitrary rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to walk on tiled floors like a chess knight.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
writing prose to burn on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like feeding people with excessive amounts of food. "Pre-granny syndrome" is a real problem.
You should message me if
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you want to talk have a conversation where both parties listen. If you like insistent puns, terrible internet jokes, and exploring the Seattle cultural scene. If you want to start a band.

If you grew up in a sheltered/religious environment and now like to make jokes about how "Jesus came..."