I am honest (for example...I HATE MINNESOTA WINTERS). I won't propagate the Minnesota white lie about loving snow and ice.
I like grabbing a beer and watching sports but won't be upset if you turn off the TV and ask me to do something else.
I am house broken - I know where the laundry basket is and how to put down the toilet seat.
Dogs and little kids like me - I've heard that's some kind of a sign.
I've always had a job, never been to prison, do not live in my mom's basement, am not a 40 year old virgin, am not gay.
Just your average Joe!