It is a period of civil war. Scrumtrallecent, striking from a hidden base, was won his first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, he managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Scrumtrallecent races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
No, but really I have no idea how to summarize myself. This is a bit too reminiscent of employee reviews I used to have to fill out. What I've been told is that I am a super nice, and approachable guy with a great sense of humor.
I am sarcastic, clever, and a geek