Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is mike, and here's a list:
I never lie cheat or steal
Honesty is my best policy
I'm an emt
I work wacky hours
I save lives
I like to party
I love music
I am a musician
I can play anything you pluck or bang on
I love the office, and the family guy shows
I drink beer and straight liquor almost exclusively
I say that's what she said a lot.
These websites are so wanky. I don't really ever know what to put
in these boxes. It's not like people read it anyway. Skim then
straight to the pics. I'm just tired of falling for whores who
treat me bad so this seemed like a good idea to filter people. Fuck
it. I'll go more in depth with my personality.
I dont know how to express my feelings so I usually just get angry.
This stems from emotional abuse I received from people. The only
effective way I can express my feelings is through my music. I
write rap songs, and if you listen to the song I posted on YouTube
this week you can figure out how my week was. My dad is my best
friend in the world and I love hanging with him. He is just an
older version of me and we get into shenanigans that usually end
with, "Don't tell your Mother". I play video games and love
escaping into a fantasy world for a night. I feel like everyone
loves to escape they're own life. I don't trust people. I am
generally selfless. I would say I'm a nice guy. I love to work out
but I'm not a "bro" about it. I am strong and generally confident.
I have an abrasive personality. I can be a dick if you fuck me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Basically trying to recover from some bad decisions. I hate my job
so I'm always looking for a new one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a photographic memory. I'm an expert driver. I've always
been good at lifting. Making people laugh(mostly at my expense).
Making myself look like an idiot. I'm very analytical and good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. I've always been me so I never first noticed anything
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hip hop, funk rock, rock, techno, family guy American dad,
Cleveland show, house md, the office, too many movies I like but
all time favorite is tommy boy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Probably nothing. I could just leave my house and everything in it
and be alright. Money is essential though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Killing my boss and getting way with it. Seriously, my music, stand
up comedy, what I can do to change someone's life.
Day dreaming I'm a super hero.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working then drinking and hanging out with buddies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate being by myself. I always surround myself with people. I'm
most comfortable as the center of the partay
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't lie. Your a girl. You wanna take things slow. Casual
dating. I'm not your typical dinner and a movie person. I mean sure
we can go do that and exchange pleasantries over food and not speak
during the movie and I'll lie and say I had fun and you can lie and
say you had fun, but wouldn't you rather just have fun?
Who are you looking for?
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