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scubahinabox

23 M Middle River, MD

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 6, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is mike, and here's a list:
I never lie cheat or steal
Honesty is my best policy
I'm an emt
I work wacky hours
I save lives
I like to party
I love music
I am a musician
I can play anything you pluck or bang on
I love the office, and the family guy shows
I drink beer and straight liquor almost exclusively
I smoke
I'm fun
I crazy
I say that's what she said a lot.

These websites are so wanky. I don't really ever know what to put in these boxes. It's not like people read it anyway. Skim then straight to the pics. I'm just tired of falling for whores who treat me bad so this seemed like a good idea to filter people. Fuck it. I'll go more in depth with my personality.

I dont know how to express my feelings so I usually just get angry. This stems from emotional abuse I received from people. The only effective way I can express my feelings is through my music. I write rap songs, and if you listen to the song I posted on YouTube this week you can figure out how my week was. My dad is my best friend in the world and I love hanging with him. He is just an older version of me and we get into shenanigans that usually end with, "Don't tell your Mother". I play video games and love escaping into a fantasy world for a night. I feel like everyone loves to escape they're own life. I don't trust people. I am generally selfless. I would say I'm a nice guy. I love to work out but I'm not a "bro" about it. I am strong and generally confident. I have an abrasive personality. I can be a dick if you fuck me over.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Basically trying to recover from some bad decisions. I hate my job so I'm always looking for a new one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a photographic memory. I'm an expert driver. I've always been good at lifting. Making people laugh(mostly at my expense). Making myself look like an idiot. I'm very analytical and good at solving problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. I've always been me so I never first noticed anything about myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hip hop, funk rock, rock, techno, family guy American dad, Cleveland show, house md, the office, too many movies I like but all time favorite is tommy boy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Probably nothing. I could just leave my house and everything in it and be alright. Money is essential though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Killing my boss and getting way with it. Seriously, my music, stand up comedy, what I can do to change someone's life.
Day dreaming I'm a super hero.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working then drinking and hanging out with buddies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate being by myself. I always surround myself with people. I'm most comfortable as the center of the partay
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't lie. Your a girl. You wanna take things slow. Casual dating. I'm not your typical dinner and a movie person. I mean sure we can go do that and exchange pleasantries over food and not speak during the movie and I'll lie and say I had fun and you can lie and say you had fun, but wouldn't you rather just have fun?