Most people start these things off with "I own/work for a
successful company." I mean, really? I don't think you need to put
"successful." It generally goes without saying that you're not
going to open with "I own a company, but it's totally going down
the tubes so mostly I just work at Burger King on the side." That
said, if you do work at Burger King, what's up? I like your
fries.
Not sure what exactly to put. I love roller coasters, art galleries, spicy food, politics, terrible Syfy movies, and I hate how cars honk so much in NYC even though clearly if someone could get out of their way, they would. I love random food off the side of the road in foreign countries, and I didn't discover cappuccino until I was 26. I'm happy that 30 Rock happened so awkward, weird humor is now popular, which is probably the only reason I get by.
My most recent big vacations have been a mountain bike trip through the jungles in Thailand, although last month I went on a scuba trip in curaçao that was laid back and casual. Hopefully you think those sound pretty fun. In the meantime, someone to go hiking with and share fun Onion articles with would be a great start. You should ski or ride, or be interested in learning, because otherwise you probably won't see me all winter. Or we can just phone it in in the winter months.
If your pic is you showing off your abs in the mirror or you don't have any punctuation in your description, please don't bother. Also, I don't really ever message anyone first, and I'm a good procrastinator, so, you know, that. And I suspect my profile says I reply infrequently, but in my defense, I had someone message me about four times with the text "Yo girl I can be good."
Not sure what exactly to put. I love roller coasters, art galleries, spicy food, politics, terrible Syfy movies, and I hate how cars honk so much in NYC even though clearly if someone could get out of their way, they would. I love random food off the side of the road in foreign countries, and I didn't discover cappuccino until I was 26. I'm happy that 30 Rock happened so awkward, weird humor is now popular, which is probably the only reason I get by.
My most recent big vacations have been a mountain bike trip through the jungles in Thailand, although last month I went on a scuba trip in curaçao that was laid back and casual. Hopefully you think those sound pretty fun. In the meantime, someone to go hiking with and share fun Onion articles with would be a great start. You should ski or ride, or be interested in learning, because otherwise you probably won't see me all winter. Or we can just phone it in in the winter months.
If your pic is you showing off your abs in the mirror or you don't have any punctuation in your description, please don't bother. Also, I don't really ever message anyone first, and I'm a good procrastinator, so, you know, that. And I suspect my profile says I reply infrequently, but in my defense, I had someone message me about four times with the text "Yo girl I can be good."
