Recently moved to the bay area for a change of pace. I build things, drink scotch, and eat red meat. So basically I'm a young Ron Swanson without the mustache.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it! And by that I mean working.
I’m really good at
Making drinks and removing the shells from seafood.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lack of style. In a good way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: David Wong, Douglas Adams, George RR Martin, Palahniuk
Movies: Fear and Loathing, Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Cabin in the Woods, any Tarantino or Wes Anderson, and B-List horror movies.
TV: GoT, Boardwalk Empire, American Horror Story, Suits, Archer, Workoholics, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Shameless, Skins, Futurama, 30 Rock, Community.
Music: Everything. Everything except Cher.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What am I gonna cook for dinner, and what do I need to make it.
And what questions I answered to make this site label me as arrogant.
On a typical Friday night I am
... That's a loaded question. But probably on the road to hiking trails or a beach. If not, drinking.
You should message me if
You can teach me to swing dance.