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34 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:04pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a little bit sarcastic and a little bit girl next door. You will often find me in dresses and heels, but I am NOT a girlie girl!

I'm independent enough to travel abroad alone but honest enough to admit I wish someone had been there to exchange confused looks with me when the locals slaughtered a pig in the middle of the highway in rural Ecuador.

I travel for three things: animals, exotic fruit, and open air markets.

I've lived in a lot of places over the past decade (Japan, San Diego, New York, Los Angeles, Thailand, San Jose) and had a few careers (fashion magazine editor, entrepreneur, tiger caretaker), but I've found my calling and city in San Francisco.
What I’m doing with my life
I lucked out, ending up with my dream green-collar job, so I'm a happy camper in that department. Until a recent hiatus, I was a volunteer shark tank cleaner at the aquarium on weekends (I'll probably return soon). Other than work (paid and volunteer), I hang out with my dog and friends, explore my city like a tourist, and travel.
I’m really good at
-Telling stories
-Finding the humor in situations
-Board games (and be warned, Taboo is my litmus test for prospective mates)
-A handful of recipes
-Choosing melons
-Knowing a little bit about a lot of things
The first things people usually notice about me
My facial expressions are often comically over-exaggerated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: "1984" (Has any book ever been so ahead of its time?), "Holidays on Ice" by David Sedaris made me laugh so hard I squeaked, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, "The End of Faith" by Sam Harris, "Harry Potter" books, but mostly non-fiction.

Shows and movies: "Arrested Development" set the bar for situation comedies, "Frasier" has a strangely calming effect on me, "The Soup" keeps me current without actually having to watch "Honey Boo Boo," "Real Time with Bill Maher." As for movies, I love one-man-against-society action flicks like "Die Hard," "XXX," and "Gattaca." "Say Anything" and the 80's Brat Pack movies were fun as well.

Music: I am NOT a music snob. If you are a Beach House-loving hipster, please do not contact me (You win! You are cooler than me! And your pants are tighter!). I like classic rock, particularly Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin, Steve Miller Band, and the Beatles. And you know what? Britney Spears is pretty darn awesome too.

Food: I've visited a lot of countries and eaten a lot of things I'm not proud of (when the South Korean family at the next table invites you over and orders you a plate of live baby octopi, you eat them; that's all there is to it). I like salads. I am a cheap f-ing date. But I can find something to order on any menu. When I cook, it's fresh and simple.
The six things I could never do without
My masculine cockapoo, Emmett; the beach; soda pop; a wet suit; good Mexican food; NPR
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What manatees feel like
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights are for me. My ritual is secret and cannot be shared in this public forum. However, on Saturday nights, I like having dinner with friends, seeing movies, or staying in with my dog and some takeout. Or anything with a theme. I'm drawn to things with themes, like 90s dance nights and gourmet mushroom festivals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate showering. I do it every day because I am a member of society--and even get between the toes--but I just don't enjoy it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 34–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You see your future full of local mini-adventures and far-flung travel instead of shitty diapers and PTA meetings. You're open to new experiences, destinations, and foods, but you're not so open-minded your brain fell out.