brief history of me:
1. i once offered to sign the fun loving criminals to my record label. i never owned a record label. we still had dinner.
2. falling over is one of my many talents.
3. Saying absurd things is one of my other many talents
4. i once sang in a band called Plank-tone.
5. Upon my recent visit to Brighton I was shocked by the extreme lack of Quadriphenia memorabilia there