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scumcandy
21 / F / bisexual / Single
Bellingham, Washington
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 2" (1.57m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- More than $1,000,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am short, sarcastic, and have lady-parts.
My Self-Summary
I'm a 21 year old lady-type living and going to school in
Bellingham. I really enjoy just hanging out with people and joking
around. I just recently ended a long-term relationship, and am
looking to have some fun. I'm busy as fuck though, so we'll see how
that works out.
I'm generally very blunt, and value honesty above all else, even if it's painful. I don't respond to direct come-ons, and I hate it when I get a message that basically says "let's fuck". I may not be looking for anything serious right now (the rest of my life is serious enough), but I do require mental stimulation. I enjoy intelligent conversation, damnit. But I don't really want to spend time with a pretentious ass, either. I don't drive, at all. I've never learned how. It just freaks my shit out, and really, what's the point with gas prices so high? It's cheaper for me to take the bus or train. I mostly walk, and would ride my bike if it weren't out of commission.
I'm generally very blunt, and value honesty above all else, even if it's painful. I don't respond to direct come-ons, and I hate it when I get a message that basically says "let's fuck". I may not be looking for anything serious right now (the rest of my life is serious enough), but I do require mental stimulation. I enjoy intelligent conversation, damnit. But I don't really want to spend time with a pretentious ass, either. I don't drive, at all. I've never learned how. It just freaks my shit out, and really, what's the point with gas prices so high? It's cheaper for me to take the bus or train. I mostly walk, and would ride my bike if it weren't out of commission.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in my fourth and final year at WWU and am really looking
forward to being done with school (at least for now). When all is
said and done I should
be leaving with a Bachelors in Business Administration
(Management), and a minor in Japanese. I currently work at the WWU
library, which is a pretty good job. I have touched
thousands upon thousands of books. I do exciting and fun things
like check-in, shelve, and shift materials. I also move a lot of
furniture. A lot. Like shit made of steel and particle board. I get
along with most of my co-workers, but have reputation for giving
people the evil eye
for no
reason except that it's entertaining.
I someday hope to own my own small business, probably a new/used record store/cafe. If that's still realistic by the time I'm able to do it. If not maybe a bakery or something. I want to do something that makes people happy.
I someday hope to own my own small business, probably a new/used record store/cafe. If that's still realistic by the time I'm able to do it. If not maybe a bakery or something. I want to do something that makes people happy.
I’m really good at
Speaking in monotone, crocheting hats, cooking fried rice and lots
of other things. Making jokes that people don't fully realize are jokes
and then staring at them for a long time without blinking. Being
straight-forward. Buying waaaaaay too much stuff at the grocery
store and somehow managing to get it home on the bus. Shocking bus
drivers with my ability to carry mass quantities of groceries like
it ain't no thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height (or lack thereof). My septum piercing. My monotone voice.
Lately my hair has been a thing. I don't know why but people are
always talking about my hair.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Lots of stuff. My favorite food is potatoes (in just about any way,
shape, or form). I
enjoy comedy, horror, drama, thriller, and the occasional documentary.
I read a lot when I have time, and particularly enjoy comedic
non-fiction, books by Japanese
authors, dystopian themes, and a little bit of fantasy here and there. And the occasional biography.
If you want to know what I've been listening to, you can check out my last.fm account.
http://www.last.fm/user/scumcandy
If you want to know what I've been listening to, you can check out my last.fm account.
http://www.last.fm/user/scumcandy
The six things I could never do without
Bones, muscles, blood, brain, vital organs, indoor plumbing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Movies I've seen. Shit I need to do. Space. How the human body
works. And how the hell did we fucking figure out how to make
computers; that shit is insane.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at home making dinner and watching a movie, or probably at a
friend's party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am a whore for a good slice of pie. I'm also just kind of looking for a guy with
the jawline of a god. Or a strong nose. Or thick wrists. Or nice
legs. Or all of the above? I'm not really looking for a lady right
now, but it's possible
to convince me that I should.
You should message me if
If you meet one of the above things. If you're in Bellingham or the
nearby area. If you're not looking for a serious relationship. If
you're not a total fuckmook. If you don't have a problem with
copious amounts of swearing. If you want to straighten the spokes
on the back tire of my bike for free or cheap. Please don't message
me about that last one unless you can actually do it. If you tell
me you can fix my bike and are really just using it as a pick-up
line, I will
fucking beat the shit out of you. I love my bike and I want to
ride him again.
Now in Japanese
日本語 で 話したい すれば、メッセージ を 送ってください。でも、 私 の 日本語 は ちょっと ひどい
だから、上手 に 話す は はず が ありません。
