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  • Ages 24-41
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Jun 12
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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I have just read my old details from when I first came on here...didn't realise how much I'd changed. I no longer smoke or have big muscles. I'm a better breathing shadow of my former self. Not sure which way to feel about that. I'll get on my bike and think about it. Think i was more suited to being slim anyway.
Well I've just enjoyed talking to myself coz no one ever reads this crud anyway unless youlook like a Clooney. But i can read it again in 6 months to see what condition my condition is in. Oh by the way lad your 13 and 3 rd stone at the min. See you in a bit divvy ( coz u forgot ud been on here again didn't you). Nob ed.
What I’m doing with my life
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ho ho see picture.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
using big hammers. Ten years training. No longer using big hammers, just a crappy orange bike.
The first things people usually notice about me
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the fact I'm back in lpool.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Don DeLillo Underworld. Thought it was going to be a gangster tale. My advice is never trust a book cover in a charity shop.
What a f****** book. Blew me away. Fortunately not like the "highway killer".
Reading Don Quixote now. I owe it to myself. Been trying to read it through book robbings(as in friends lend but don't return) and house moves
The funniest part I have read is not "tilting at windmills" but when sancho and the knight errant are spewing Quixote magical poison over each other.
Ubik by PKD. The man in the high castle(same). James Joyce portrait...
Movies: anything by lynch. Mostly sci fi otherness, and Dead Mans Shoes....
If you haven't seen it you may want to just for Paddy Considines performance.
Could carry on boring you but I imagine this is enough brain turd.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can live without most things. I'm a man of simple needs.
1.Talking Heads.
2. Caravan in Gronant
3. The great Outdoors
4. Books.
5. The Snowden story so far( love watching Hague lie through his teeth)
7 being able to count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does Christmas now start in August...admit it, you know some crap has been pushed through you're letter box advertising chrimbo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
F all. My day off.
Oh God I remember having Fridays off. Oh such a lovely memory. Sunday is my day off now. How long ago did I write that?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is probably pretty boring but I admit to everything I've done. Nowt to hide. Try me I'm shameless.
You should message me if
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you're in the mood to. I'm not making anyone do anything they don't want to... Message me furiously til I fart. And yes I know I robbed that from The Day Today.