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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 21
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Might want kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Extrovert with social anxiety.

I have a giant heart. But don't worry, I take pills for that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a librarian and I want to make people laugh. Those are my deals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Summon the Bird Kings.
The first things people usually notice about me
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An unsettling madness of character--the sensation that I'm performing because I'm uncomfortable.

That is completely correct.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Series of Unfortunate Events (call it childish if you like but I consider it the paragon of recent fiction). I don't have a favorite film--whatever is most recent in my mind weighs most heavily upon it. I like Modest Mouse, but they don't dominate my musical interests, which swing wildly and may include latter-day swing, indie rock, nerdcore rap, and film scores. Chicken is my favorite food, prepared in all its myriad variations.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In all honesty, I'm very changeable and fluid. Things that I thought were important two years ago, or ten years ago, seem unimportant now. Things I couldn't imagine caring about last month suddenly dominate my interests.

Right now I can't imagine my life without reading, drawing, comedy, animation, good food, and a sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about... something. What is it? What does it want from us? Is it dangerous? And what is that, gripped in the silhouette of its uncountable, writhing tentacles?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from a long week at work. Reading, playing video games, writing.
You should message me if
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you want to message me. Look at me, though I mean, really look at me. I'm genuinely interesting!