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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 18
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
College grad who likes to have fun, hang out, explore and experience new things. I'm just trying to have fun while I'm still young.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently bartending and working on being a comedian and a writer. My dream is to move to LA and work in comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being that funny asshole who asks you why you're wearing your moms cardigan to a show, but also being that friend who can talk you through your hardships.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They notice my eyes and my humor. I'm pretty sarcastic on all fronts until the conversation gets serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I mean who doesn't like Harry Potter? I read a lot of interesting things online, from current events to the fall of the Ottoman Empire so my I don't read many books, but I'm constantly reading.
Movies: Damn I love movie channels. I will always love The Goonies and EuroTrip, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy and most recently Big Hero 6. I watch it all from shitty 90s action movies to creepy ass horror movies.
Shows: I like my British stuff: Top Gear, IT Crowd, Doctor Who; my stupid childish shit: Archer, South Park, Family Guy; the serious: Justified, Sons Of Anarchy, Breaking Bad; and other random things.
Music: pretty much everything. Hip hop, electronic, metal, punk, country occasionally.
Food: I have to be picky anymore since I'm gluten-free (for health reasons, I'm not that big of a fucking hipster) but I do like Asian and Mexican, and am always up to try new things!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
These are not in any particular order
A vehicle.
Something to keep me busy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I have a good case of ADD/ADHD that I've actually learned to embrace and use it to my advantage at times and spend alot of time thinking so literally anything you could think of rolls through my head at some point. If I'm not thinking I'm jamming out in my head to some song I know or made up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or chilling at the bar with friends and hanging out til early in the morning, having a blast.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to pee with the door open.

You should message me if
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You wanna have some fun and be spontaneous.