I'm dry, sarcastic and a child at heart. Fart and poop jokes make me giggle uncontrollably. Real farts are hysterical, until I'm forced to smell them (read: don't you dare Dutch oven me. Karma is a bitch and I have digestive issues). People tripping and falling is beyond funny, especially when it's not me - so you better believe I'll laugh when I catch you tripping. Life these days is way too serious to take so seriously.
I have no idea what I'm looking for. Though I'm confident I'll know it when I see it. I'm much more interested in finding my partner in love than partner in lust. It's time to turn over a new leaf though so I'm open to whatever comes my way.