Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay, so at one point this profile was like, six pages long.
No one read it ofcourse but by then i was on this site for five
years so who cares. Hey, Look! There are a lot of gender options on
this site now, that is cool. is Non-Binary any thing like being
Open Source? #Linux Jokes
Now its super short and i feel bad because that isn't me at
So here is an update on recent things on my life.
Helping my parent through cancer is .. fun.
Gonna be going through police academy soon.
Go back to college at some point, need to finish that
Sik wobs, m8.
I'm looking to talk to people, try to break out of this anti-social
lifestyle I lead.
It gets boring up here on my horse.
I'm a sociopath.
I am not a shy person.
I'm currently re-writing my profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Charm, wit and miles of arrogant intelligence.
You'd appreciate my cooking, but you're too busy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How courteous and well mannered i am. I was born from Dutch
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Drum and Bass, Electro-House, Glitch Hop.
Thrillers, Foreign, action, espionage, conflict, drama, and dark
I would tell you about the books i once read, noticing several key
authors like Clive Barker and Mark Z. I'd show you my kindle, which
i recently acquired - but I left it at home, not thinking you would
actually care to see what was on it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I love a place to play. Be it from a swing set near the beach, or a
bedroom. I need some where to be silly and have fun. With out some
thing to explore, I would die. Don't tell me how bored you are with
Corpus, because you're obviously a Peasant.
Fun or interesting conversations. I write a letter that takes two
pages. I giggle when you find a subject i can talk about for days
and days. Next thing you know, we're writing long ass texts to each
other at 1 in the morning, well past my bedtime.
Cellphones, laptops, consoles, pirated Nintendo Clones.. if it has
a motherboard we probably want to play with it. if it has a touch
screen we probably want to play with it. if it makes noise we
probably want to play with it. If it shoots, shakes, rumbles, walks
or makes us giggle.. we probably want to play with it.
RC cars are our favorites.
I love to show off, though. "Look how cool they are, and i am
friends with them. No, seriously."
I never compromise my personality or my sense of who i am. I flirt
with the waitress by drawing for her, and leaving her cute notes on
Eventually you might get one of those yourself, but right now its
too early, you figure. So you decide to pass the time flirting with
the waitress too.
I am very passionate and you can try to handle that, but you never
slink away into the darkness. Eventually I shush my face. In one
ear, out the other.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I mention skateboarding or golf and how much i miss it. You might
mention tennis or cycling. I can relate to those sports.
We worry about jobs and working for the rest of our lives. Maybe
you don't but i do. You're supportive but you let me handle my own
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I to hang out. I'm fighting for free time and eventually we will
have to settle on a walk around the mall or a little time sitting
on the beach having a picnic.
I'm from classy folk but getting crazy is always a good idea.
Playing any of the following:
DnD, PC games, Dank Memes, Magic the Gathering, X-Wing Minatures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm incredibly kinky. I've done a lot of stuff.
I'm looking to do some more.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Wait, wait, can you waltz? .. How about swing?
Archery? .. What about golf?
Do you know X-Step? Have you ever bopped along to DnB?
No? ... Okay well then you'll have to check yourself against the
next block of text. dammit.
You should message me if you want. I will always be glad to message
My name is Charles.
Go ahead and get in touch if you're a Table Top gamer, PC gamer or
would like some one to host your teamspeak needs.
Even if you're not a computer nerd like me, we can get in touch any
time and i will have the utmost patience with your computer
illiteracy, should any occur.
: i enjoy
Have a Facebook
too but you need to ask about that one.
Don't be afraid to ask me about any thing - i'll gladly answer
questions - but when i do answer them respect my ability to be open
and clear with you, and at least be willing to say you don't wish
to talk about it any more when the truth displeases you.
Who are you looking for?
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