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seamus26

50 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
In a nutshell this is what you get:

Easy going
Optimistic
Somewhat sarcastic
Goofy
Dry wit
Compassionate
And one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
Okay I get it you ladies have had some sketchy run ins with guys on this site and in past relationships. For fuck's sake we are not all like that...........
What I’m doing with my life
Being an awesome Dad.
Working
Practicing grace
Building my dream
Hoping to find a really cool gal to hang out with or worst case a future of ex wife.
I’m really good at
Fixin' stuff around the house.
Driving fast on 35 without getting a ticket .
Keeping squirrels out of my attic.
Seeing the funny in just about any situation.
Exposing my vulnerable side, especially after a shark attack or colonoscopy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My odd shaped head, my lazy eye and I'm not very good at basic human interaction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Motorhead
Stones
Replacements
The six things I could never do without
God
Family
Food
Water
Good lookin' gal (to wear the following)
French maid outfit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do my teeth itch?
Should I just go commando or deal with the speedo wedgie?
How much do Russian mail order brides really cost?
On a typical Friday night I am
Rescuing dogs from trees...its Friday what the fuck are you doin'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Okay here's one thing. I'm not afraid to cook bacon naked...I'm a risk taker.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 40–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You like kids,dogs,think spider monkeys are creepy,like to watch football and you like my hat.