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seamus26

50 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 40–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In a nutshell this is what you get:
Easy going
Optimistic
Somewhat sarcastic
Goofy
Dry wit
Compassionate
And one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being an awesome Dad.
Working
Practicing grace
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixin' stuff around the house.
Driving fast on 35 without getting a ticket .
Keeping squirrels out of my attic.
Seeing the funny in just about any situation.
Exposing my vulnerable side, especially after a shark attack or colonoscopy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My odd shaped head, my lazy eye and I'm not very good at basic human interaction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Motorhead
Stones
Replacements
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God
Family
Food
Water
Good lookin' gal (to wear the following)
French maid outfit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do my teeth itch?
Should I just go commando or deal with the speedo wedgie?
How much do Russian mail order brides really cost?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rescuing dogs from trees and teaching cats to swim...it's a gift.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Okay here's one thing. I'm not afraid to cook bacon naked...I'm a risk taker.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like kids,dogs,think spider monkeys are creepy,like to watch football and you like my hat or you're just bored out of your skull.