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28 • Palm Coast, FL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 22–29
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 17, 2014
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body Type
- Less than $20,000
not that I don't have any, I've got like six or seven dotted around the country, I just refuse to acknowledge them or pay child support.
Movies: I like to watch movies based on books and then tell people I thought the book was better.
TV: cartoons about spies and burger joints and shows about meth and the weather in major cities in Pennsylvania.
Music: shouty punk music played by men and women with neck beards, indie crap from the UK and Australia, music children dressed like Mark Hoppus ride skateboards to, hip-hop that assholes call 'conscious hip-hop', hip-hop that assholes call 'thug music', music that makes my slightly homophobic family members look at me weird, more punk crap, folk-y stuff that sounds like mumford & sons if mumford & sons werent awful.
1.) Montana. Seriously, do we even need it anymore? Let's trade it for Puerto Rico.
2.) Anyone who would call a honeydew a 'melon' instead of 'honeydew'. Why would anyone pass up the chance to say 'honeydew'?
3.) Elevators - this is why we're fat, people. Let's take the stairs for once.
4.) Midgets. Little people. Whatever you want to call them. Get some platform shoes already.
5.) People who say the word 'hipster'.
6.) Supervolcanoes. You may laugh, but they're a real threat, and there's one under Yellowstone that's overdue for an eruption. I could do without that.
do message me if you're looking for low, low rates on your next mortgage.
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