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33 Nashville, TN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I guarantee that I’m a funny guy; after all I’m a professional! Well, almost - I’m currently trying to make the transition from professional Barista to professional comedian/musician. I'd like to find someone who is fun and likes going to the movies, eating tasty food (including but not limited to hamburgers, tater tots, and sushi), and other stuff! Oh, and kissing.

It won’t shock you to learn that I love art (movies, music, and visual art). I hope to meet a woman who shares some of these interests. Joking around is part of who I am; I can also be very sarcastic.

Intelligence and creativity are very attractive to me. Of course, the first attraction is almost always based on looks. Lately I’ve been trying to get into better shape and live a healthier lifestyle. My match doesn’t have to be a huge athlete or a dedicated health nut but, it would be great to meet someone with similar health and fitness goals. After all, it's much harder to eat grilled chicken and vegetables if the person you're with considers ice cream sundaes a well-balanced lunch!

Even though I perform in front of people regularly, I tend to be shy when I first meet someone new. Eventually, however, I open up; I’m quite an extrovert among my friends. I have a caring nature, which I think is one of my more redeemable traits!

Think you might want to join me for some laughs, movies, and, if all goes well, kisses? If so, let’s talk.

I am smart, funny, and handsome, maybe?
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. I've heard tell it's pretty beautiful. Or maybe it's my smile? Or something that sounds less vain like...oh, I don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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OH MAN, this could be a long list. Books: Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, (and I'm just looking at my shelf. I love the 33 1/3 series (I love reading about records) and have spent most of my reading time diving into music-y non-fiction. Movies: Oldboy, The Third Man, Seven Samurai and not-so-arty stuff like The Incredibles, Superbad, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Thing, North by Northwest, Borat, and, of course, Airplane. Music: The Beatles (obviously), Peter Gabriel, Lindsey Buckingham, John Coltrane, Hall and Oates, etc. Food: The cuter you are, the more adventurous I'm willing to be with respect to cuisine. If you're smart too, I'll probably eat a scorpion or something.
The six things I could never do without
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NEVER do without? Jeez. Water, Oxygen, Food. Movies, Music, uhhhhh. But seriously, folks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a Jesus wig. And I wear it while playing Heavy Metal. (In case you're wondering what the hell is going on in that picture.)
You should message me if
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you think that I seem like I might be someone that you think you might think about liking to think about.