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37 M Nashua, NH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:26am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm new to the area and looking to meet interesting people, and possibly (eventually) someone to come home to. Wanna show me around?
What I’m doing with my life
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A lot of breathing. Plus, my heart beats like, all the time. Oh, and there's the occasional digestion of foodstuffs.

To my mind, the world is like an enormous exhibit at a zoo or museum. There's so much to learn, and I'm just taking it all in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Calm, detached observation and reporting of the world around me, particularly human nature. OK, maybe not so calm when I'm sitting in a traffic jam.

Knowing just what to say to someone to tweak them. All in fun, of course.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I sort of blend into the background. You probably don't notice me right away. Then, you meet me and I start to grow on you like Boston ivy. Then as time goes by, you struggle to remember what life was like before you met me. Or, you break out the pruning shears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite books of all time are 1984, The Count of Monte Cristo, and A Confederacy of Dunces, the latter being one of the few books that made me laugh out loud. I like Malcolm Gladwell and David Sedaris for more modern fare. I like classic novels better; in modern books I like more non-fiction: humor, biographies, political analysis, etc. I'm particularly interested in the lives of comedians; George Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield's bios are among my favorites.

As for music, I don't have have a favorite band, or even a favorite genre. I pick and choose songs individually as I hear them, and I'm sure any outsider could point out the hypocrisy of what I like and don't like. How about this...I'll go through my playlist and see who I have the most songs from: Pearl Jam, Tupac Shakur, Stone Temple Pilots, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, James Taylor, Eminem top the list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My laptop
2. Friends
3. Netflix
4. Humor
5. Caffeine
6. Intelligent conversation. Or aimless rambling. Whichever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The awesome, weird food products sold overseas that companies will never offer here. I blame you all and your bland American palates.

The distant future. As in tens of thousands of years from now. What kind of world will our descendants inherit? Will Homo sapiens sapiens even be a thing? That sort of cheerful stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When I'm not working I enjoy visiting museums and galleries, going to comedy clubs (and sitting far, far in the back!), and maybe playing softball or basketball. I also love going to hockey games. I've had a blast at the Plaza in Manhattan, and at a Super 8 in Iowa (we were pretty sure that guy in the lobby was alive). When you're with the right person(s), it doesn't matter what you're doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an irrational hatred of oatmeal.

Ask me whatever you want. I'm an open book. Maybe more like a DVD, the full director's cut with deleted scenes. I wish some of them had stayed on the cutting room floor.
You should message me if
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You have a good suggestion to replace LOL/ROFL/LMAO, etc. It's time for an upgrade...those are so 1995.