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34 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:23pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Let's see if I can repeat all the online dating cliches in 3 sentences or less. I work extremely hard and have no time to date, so let's just skip straight to the sex, marriage, kids and then grand kids, doesn't that sound more efficient? I love to travel and go all over the world, is this diminished if it's a lot (not all) of work travel, hotel - office - clients - get too drunk - hotel...and so forth? How about cooking, everyone likes to cook and they are all amazing at it, yeah me to.

See, 3 sentences. Here are a few other random thoughts rambling around inside my head.

Since I got my citibike pass I haven't taken a cab...that's an outright lie, it's way too cold in the winter.

I really like spicy food, but like normal spicy, I'm not trying to be some sort of super hero.

I've got a bad habit of buying cookbooks as dust collectors. Simple answer I guess is I need some one to cook for.

Things I'm bad at; I'm a horrible haggler. When presented with the opportunity to pay less than the asked for price I cave under the pressure. I'm really bad at taxi math, it's embarrassing. I hate saving seats at the movie theater, I have no idea what this is just let me go get the popcorn and we'll be fine.

I might be the world's worst backpacker. On a recent trip to Thailand I had a plane ticket and back pack. When I got to the beach I just started walking til I found a bungalow I liked. So far so good. I only had the bungalow for the night and would have to find a new one the next day. Maybe it was the cold shower, or maybe the flies and mosquitoes, but instead of walking back down the beach I turned into the resort next door, rented the honeymoon cottage out on the edge of the cliff complete with it's own private plunge pool. I swear I can do better next time.

Ok that's a lot, I'll stop
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to slow it down.

I bet you thought I was done with online dating cliches...ha
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have teeth?!?! How about I go take a poll and come back to this one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catch 22, Animal Farm, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Foundation, Power of One, Tree Grows in Brooklyn
Terminator 2, Trading Places, Unforgiven
How I Met Yor Mother, Walking Dead
A good NY steakhouse steak, or a good Indian Curry, or sea food. In recent years I've really started to fall in love with Halal food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Snow storms, not even kidding. I lived in San Diego for a few years after college and would complain about the weather out there, my friends thought I was crazy. Thought or think? Anyway, I'm so ridiculously happy in snow storms in NY, they're awesome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Far Side cartoons


Putting my halal guys in a store front, I'm going to call it, "Halal...with an A rating" don't steal my idea, please.
You should message me if
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Oh wow, who knows? But if you're like me you've just skipped my entire profile and came right to this section to see if you qualify. No? That's just me?? My hope is you thought my profile was funny and had a good time reading it, this online dating stuff is too annoying not to get a chuckle now and the way, those of you with funny profiles, love em. Anyway, let's run through a few things, that's why you're here, right?

I've got two older sisters who like to think they had a little something to do with how I treat a lady. My nieces and nephew are cuter than yours, maybe more hyper than yours also. My parents just retired so now it's like playing "where in the world" is Mark and Wendy, I know I'll see them during the holidays. So basically I like my family a lot, we won't go far if they don't like you, or you don't like them...but they're really fun and accepting people, so no worries, you'll do fine.

I like food and cooking. I like beer, wine and whiskey. I like football and wings. I like walking around the city on weekend mornings. I alternate between reading literature and crappy sci fi/fantasy novels...currently on sci fi. I don't travel well alone, so need a good travel partner, some one to hold my hand and dare me to do something, it's amazing what a man might do to impress a woman, please make the dare fun. Really, I'll try just about anything, as long as it doesn't include flimsy metal cages and a big damn fish, but I just need someone to prod me, that's probably the biggest thing I'm looking for.