Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's see if I can repeat all the online dating cliches in 3
sentences or less. I work extremely hard and have no time to date,
so let's just skip straight to the sex, marriage, kids and then
grand kids, doesn't that sound more efficient? I love to travel and
go all over the world, is this diminished if it's a lot (not all)
of work travel, hotel - office - clients - get too drunk -
hotel...and so forth? How about cooking, everyone likes to cook and
they are all amazing at it, yeah me to.
See, 3 sentences. Here are a few other random thoughts rambling
around inside my head.
Since I got my citibike pass I haven't taken a cab...that's an
outright lie, it's way too cold in the winter.
I really like spicy food, but like normal spicy, I'm not trying to
be some sort of super hero.
I've got a bad habit of buying cookbooks as dust collectors. Simple
answer, I need to host some dinner parties.
Things I'm bad at; I'm a horrible haggler. When presented with the
opportunity to pay less than the asked for price I cave under the
pressure. I'm really bad at taxi math, it's embarrassing. I hate
saving seats at the movie theater, I have no idea what this is just
let me go get the popcorn and we'll be fine.
I might be the world's worst backpacker. On a recent trip to
Thailand I had a plane ticket and back pack. When I got to the
beach I just started walking til I found a bungalow I liked. So far
so good. I only had the bungalow for the night and would have to
find a new one the next day. Maybe it was the cold shower, or maybe
the flies and mosquitoes, but instead of walking back down the
beach I turned into the resort next door, rented the honeymoon
cottage out on the edge of the cliff complete with it's own private
plunge pool. I swear I can do better next time.
Ok that's a lot, I'll stop
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Literature is my favorite form of art/expression. Here's a quick
list of my favorites. Also, I'm always down for a good
recommendation. Catch 22, Animal Farm, Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy, Foundation, Power of One, Tree Grows in Brooklyn
Movies: I really like movies, I'll watch just about anything
Music: pretty much anything I can move to
TV: well Game of Thrones was my only must watch show this past
spring, so now that it's summer I guess I'll just have to go
outside and play.
Oh and food: A good NY steakhouse steak, or a good Indian Curry, or
sea food. In recent years I've really started to fall in love with
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Snow storms, not even kidding. I lived in San Diego for a few years
after college and would complain about the weather out there, my
friends thought I was crazy. Thought or think? Anyway, I'm so
ridiculously happy in snow storms in NY, they're awesome.
Update: I'm really happy summer finally showed up. I totally
brought this past winter upon myself, I'm sorry everyone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out of the city in the summer, looking for a beach, pool and most
importantly, a grill.
You should message me if
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Oh wow, who knows? But if you're like me you've just skipped my
entire profile and came right to this section to see if you
qualify. No? That's just me?? My hope is you thought my profile was
funny and had a good time reading it, this online dating stuff is
too annoying not to get a chuckle now and again...by the way, those
of you with funny profiles, love em. Anyway, let's run through a
few things, that's why you're here, right?
I've got two older sisters who like to think they had a little
something to do with how I treat a lady. My nieces and nephew are
cuter than yours, maybe more hyper than yours also. My parents just
retired so now it's like playing "where in the world" is Mark and
Wendy, I know I'll see them during the holidays. So basically I
like my family a lot, we won't go far if they don't like you, or
you don't like them...but they're really fun and accepting people,
so no worries, you'll do fine.
I like food and cooking. I like beer, wine and whiskey. I like
football and wings. I like walking around the city on weekend
mornings. I alternate between reading literature and crappy sci
fi/fantasy novels...currently on sci fi. I don't travel well alone,
so need a good travel partner, some one to hold my hand and dare me
to do something, it's amazing what a man might do to impress a
woman, please make the dare fun. Really, I'll try just about
anything, as long as it doesn't include flimsy metal cages and a
big damn fish, but I just need someone to prod me, that's probably
the biggest thing I'm looking for.
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