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seanw7326

35 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Vietnamese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
http://youtu.be/b1W5vwhLcsw

I am a dynamic figure, dominating life. I've often been seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more effective in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Bulls. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botanical circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a gang of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. If I were set on fire my body would burn for 1,000 days. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken to Elvis. My clothes do not collect lent, and I know the sock monster personally by name. I deliver infant hamsters while sleepwalking. I've never been through an "awkward stage". I am a master at pin the tail on the donkey and surprisingly dangerous with a piñata stick. I have held the Hope Diamond. The Garden Club of North America consults me on most of their final decisions. I've often been referred to as a bird, a plane and was born in a crystal palace.
I’m really good at
Everything. Why would you do something and not try to be good at it?
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like someone they know or Bob from The Biggest Looser.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh the places we go - Dr. Seuss

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
The six things I could never do without
Long walks on the beach
My library of leather bound books
My big black jacked up truck
All my friends at Wal-Mart
Pooping (think about it)
Oh And you loving me (oops that's 6 things)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once stole a pack of baseball cards from a Kroger when I was 9. The contents included a Rookie card of Ken Griffey Jr. Till this day no one knows that it's still missing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're honest, loyal, respectful, a go getter, like to try new things and believe everything you just read.