Caveat: I don't expect to find special connections here (but I've been proven wrong.) I presume you are up to your eyes in monosyllabic and grammatically unsound messages praising your perceived anatomy, so it is understood that my message to you could go unread by virtue of my being a male. Which I wouldn't blame you for. I don't send many messages and instead encourage you to send one my way if I pique your fancy. Bear in mind that I prefer those of the female-bodied variety, but I'm open to males. And fellas, should you choose to send a message, I respectfully ask that you send something much more engaging than just "hello" or "hi."
"Oh you handsome devil."