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32 M Valencia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20, 2009
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Mad Science never goes out of style...

i talk. a LOT... i'm basically an insurance policy against awkward silence. if you're not prepared to tell me to shut up, you probably should avoid saying hi. it still wont save you though, I could talk the ears off a potato, and potatos don't even HAVE ears. they have eyes. you're thinking of corn.

i'm a whimsical evil genius. i move about once a year, and i tend to randomly disappear, sometimes out of the country. i work from home on the internet, so i can basically go anywhere i want whenever i feel like it. it's like being a rock star, but nobody cheers when you get off the plane. so far this year i've been to orlando, osaka, cabo san lucas, seattle, indianapolis, hong kong, puerto vallarta, louisville, tokyo, hawaii, and mazatlan. if you live somewhere cool, tell me where and i *might* allow you to buy me coffee.

I prefer a bad truth over a good lie. The truth never bothers me, and I'm very good at spotting a lie. Unless you're telling a joke or a story, then lie all you want. It's funny.

Everyone has a soft side. I'm genuine and fiercely protective of my friends. I love snuggling and soft things... stuffed animals... boobies... chubby chicks... I have 2 guinea pigs, and like a dozen pillows on my king size bed.

buenas! estoy redux. vivo en california del sur. estudie espanol de espania para 3 años en collegio, pero complita collegio en 2000 y no puedo recorder mucho. tambien estuide poquito portuguesa y italiano... es dificil por hablar espanol para me... lo siento si dice "que? que? que?", no estoy estupide, y comprendar es mas facil que hablar =P

para mi, trabajo en mi casa por computadora y me gusta video games y hablar con amigos. mi amigo dice me "okcupid go!" y ahora tengo un account aqui. es interesante y me gusta las preguntas section, pero no interesante en la amour. si quiere, digame "hola~!"

ハジメマシテ! リドクス です。一年は日本語がかいていいます、けど。。。できますは書きますよりやさし。えとおおお。。。大坂にいきました。電電/どとんぶりにすんでいます。大坂はすきだ、でも私は2メトル区愛高いです。人間はびくりした。日本語がごめん。

「「はじめまして。戻ってきた私の名前です。日本の1年間、学んだことのあるええと...文章を話すよりも簡単です。 ummmm ...大阪に行った。でんでんとはどこに宿泊dotonburi通りです。大阪好きだったけど、身長2メートルです。人々驚きました。ひどい日本語会話に残念。」」


I am Easy to Trust, Lazy, and an Evil Genius
What I’m doing with my life
i'm doing as little as possible with my life, and trying to live like a princess. i have a lot of trouble sitting still, and barely finished college with a bachelors from uc berkeley. i'm all poetic and full of wander lust. i've started a handful of businesses (i'll do basically anything to not have a boss, an alarm clock, or a time-card), i occasionally play video games, i watch a lot of cartoons, i like to learn stuff, write software, design web pages, and play number games. god i love cocks. I LOVE COCKS! >:O
I’m really good at
mixing drinks and unfastening bras (BASICALLY the same thing). i can solve a rubiks cube in under a minute, i'm extremely good at finding patterns in numbers. I'm good at earning trust. most people prefer a brutally honest nerdy douche-bag that takes his friendships seriously over a clueless lonely idiot lost in their own dillusionary world of chivalry and etiquitte. plus, i'm good at snuggling. everyone loves that.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm TALL! O_O

like seriously tall. 6 and a half feet tall. 2 meters. 200 centimeters. yes i hit my head on everything, no I don't play basketball, and no i don't fit into seats on airplanes. TALL. you've been warned. also total strangers regularly comment on my hair, generally by screaming "FREAK! >:O" out of moving F-150 pickup trucks.

...TALL! >:O
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My television gets 37 channels of static and I don't own a radio.

books: ender's game, snowcrash, speaker for the dead, xenocide

movies: leon: the professional, salton sea, pan's labyrinth, no country for old men, metropolis, 2001: a space odyssey, reservoir dogs, the score, blade runner, battle royale

music: synthpop, trance, x-dream, freezepop, vnv nation, rolling stones, heart, ying yang twins, u2, garbage, the doors, slayer, beethoven, chopan, bach, gustav holst

food: pizza, brownies, cookies, bagels, and cereal. By the way, I have no idea how to spell those last two things. The only reason they're spelled correctly is because while I was off being a huge cockbucket, the greatest person in the entire world edited my profile, so that would seem like less of a douchebag.
The six things I could never do without
cuddling, cupcakes/cookies/chocolate, computers, calculus, contemplation, and conversation

despite the obviously intentional alliteration, that's also pretty accurate =x

asdf;klj, i should have put "chilli con carne"....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend my most of time thinking about snuggling... and how to kill zombies. Jesus christ i hate zombies. They're worse than raptors. At least raptors have the decency to just kill you quickly. Not zombies, noooo, they got those shattered jagged sharp ass teeth, and they get you all infected and turn you into one of them. I keep a sharpened screwdriver by my bed just incase. I'll be damned if i'm going to let some brain sucking zombies eat my guinea pigs. Besides, most people who sleep over say it makes them feel safe, because i threaten to stab them if they don't say it...

...anyway, snuggling... usually.... >_O
On a typical Friday night I am
glad i'm not one of the 9-5 alcoholic drones that make this fine country go round. I DON'T WORK! other people work for me. friday night is just like any other, and half the time I don't even KNOW it's a friday. why would I do anything special?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shave with a straight razor. Yes, I occasionally gash my face open and bleed everywhere. I'm ok with that. I love the taste of my own blood.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
If your profile says "doing the work of God" and mine says i'm looking for an atheist, we probably don't match, even if you think I'm hot and OKcupid says we're a match based on the 15 questions you've answered. If you like having fruity pebbles and coffee at midnight while snuggling and watching cartoons, or you hate zombies, drop me a message ^_^