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23 M Midlothian, VA

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Last Online
Apr 16
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has cats

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My self-summary
Greetings, I'm Michael. I'm very openminded and creative and I very much enjoy meeting, connecting with, and learning from people of all walks of life. I define myself as queer which is sadly not an option on this site, sexuality to me is far from binary. This is a favorite topic of mine, lets talk about it! I play guitar, bass, drums, keyboard, my vocal cords, and a little bit of mandolin. I like to take photos and go to concerts. Good movies are always awesome too. I don't know what I'm going to do with my life at the moment besides working and making music. I'm in a polyamorous relationship with a wonderful queer girl who is also on OKC (Let's see if you can figure out who :P oh and if you're interested in knowing about polyamory, id love to discuss it). I also enjoy breathing, living, drinking a shitload of coffee (mmm french press), internet memes, using out of date slang terms, making terrible puns that usually result in people telling me to "Shut up Michael", dark humor, dancing to awesome music, exploring RVA and any other place I might have the fortune to go galavanting around, meeting new people, and working my lovely job at The National Theater, though I AM trying to further my career in something productive and lucrative while not being a mindless drone of society. But aren't we all really?

What I’m doing with my life
working my ass off & music & concerts & fun things. Working towards going to school again hopefully.
I’m really good at
music, photography, art, graphic design, painting my fingernails. Uhhh I'm also good at fitting cats into ATM machines.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on what im wearing, but sometimes my outfit (I have a propensity to wear things I find cute regardless of their intended genderization) other times my eyes possibly? people don't tell me these things
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music - Modest Mouse, Fiona Apple, Tune-Yards, At The Drive In, alt-J, American Football, Braid, Purity Ring, BadBadNotGood, Talking Heads, Snowing, Built to Spill, The Zombies, Algernon Cadwallader, Little Tybee, Bibio, Givers, Death Cab for Cutie, St Vincent (so much<3), Earl Sweatshirt, King Crimson, Bear in Heaven, My Bloody Valentine, Sonic Youth, Slugabed, Yes, Aphex Twin, Beach Boys, Toro y Moi, The Dismemberment Plan, TWIABP, Machinedrum, Mars Volta, Battles, Tera Melos, Passion Pit, Neutral Milk Hotel (meeting jeff mangum made me die inside a little), Elliot Smith, Satie, Owen, Joanna Newsom, Four Tet, of Montreal (kevin barnes is my spirit animal), Animals as Leaders, LCD Soundsystem, Panda Bear, Cap'n Jazz, Morphine, Empire Empire I Was A Lonely Estate, Cake, Hiatus Kaiyote, Erykah Badu, Andrew Bird, Gogol Borello, Dr Dog, MF DOOM, White Denim, Caribou, Death Cab for Cutie, Jaga Jazzist, Tame Impala, Hundred Waters, Son Lux, Charles Mingus, Miles Davis, Bark Psychosis, Bon Iver, Pavement, Slint, Eyedea, Bowie, Sharon Jones and The Dap Kings, This Town Needs Guns, Grizzly Bear, Cymbals Eat Guitars, Friend Roulette, Los Campesinos!, Bjork, Portishead, Soul Coughing, Baths, Circa Survive, Flying Lotus, this heat, Portugal The Man, Philip Glass, Rubblebucket, Blood Brothers, Mr Bungle, John Zorn, Primus, Faraquet, Maps & Atlases, Can, Faust, Amon Duul, Broken Social Scene, Kayo Dot, Chelsea Wolfe, Here We Go Magic, Yeasayer, Don Caballero, Dillinger Escape Plan, Hella, Tom Waits, Funkadelic, Zappa, Animal Collective, Ennio Morricone, Bernard Hermann, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, toe, Twin Shadow, Why?, Dead Weather, Gold Panda, Cursive, Dirty Projectors, The Books, Flaming Lips, lots more!

Rep local music! Local bands that I know and love: Night Idea, Houdan the Mystic, Navi, Heavy Midgets, Parentheses, Fight Cloud, Brother Wolf, Freaky J and The Bears, hue, Midair, 8t88, Yefim, Crossing The Event Horizon, Cheyenne, Way Shape or Form, Wolf//Goat, Jazzcat/Mammals, Antiphons, Tigerlamp, Six Track Amateur

Books - Slaughterhouse Five (Vonnegut in general), Choke, American Psycho, Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World, 1984, Clockwork Orange, Persepolis, The Stand, Trainspotting, Crash, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Shining, The Ethical Slut

Movies - The Life Aquatic, Punch Drunk Love, Adaptation, Videodrome, The Game, Seven, I <3 Huckabees, Being John Malkovich, Synecdoche NY, Moonrise Kingdom, American Beauty, Raising Arizona, Delicatessan, Eraserhead, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Ghost of The Fireflies, Alphaville, Black Swan, Wrong, The Fountain, Inland Empire, The Science of Sleep, American Beauty, Primer, Rosemary's Baby, Holy Mountain, Let The Right One In, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Drive, Memento, The Brood, Planet Terror, Stay, Trainspotting, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Best In Show, Donnie Darko, Full Metal Jacket, Dr Strangelove, Taxi Driver, Anchorman, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (original trilogy), The Shining, 2001 A Space Oddessy, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Magnolia, Broken Flowers, Primer, Requiem For A Dream, American Psycho, Eternal Sunshine, Scanners, Everything is Illuminated, Darjeeling Limited, Lost in Translation, Royal Tenenbaums, Raising Arizona, Fight Club, Evil Dead, Suspiria, Fantastic Mr Fox, Kill Bill, Zoolander, 11.14, Brazil, Pulp Fiction, Clockwork Orange, I could go for on for a while.

Television - House of Cards, True Detective, Archer, 30 Rock, Wilfred, Orange Is The New Black, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Parks and Rec, Futurama, The Office, Stewart/Colbert, Freaks and Geeks, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Whitest Kids u Know, Eastbound and Down, Rocko's Modern Life, Workaholics, Six Feet Under, It's Always Sunny, Shameless, Flight of The Conchords, Spaced, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman, Metalocalypse, Home Movies, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Adventure Time

Food - SRIRACHA IS LIFE. Oh yeah + Thai, Sushi, Vietnamese, Italian, most seafood. I really love trying new food/restaurants around RVA (it's a GREAT city for food). Let's go on an adventurous dinner date.
The six things I could never do without
Live music (playing and listening)
Animals (because people can hardly love like they can)
Food (the delicious kind. I could do without food I don't like, but I dislike very few things when it comes to food)
I suppose I also couldn't live without blood. Not like in a vampire way. Like in a my heart will stop beating if there's no blood flowing through my body way.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
wondering what I should be spending my time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
out late most nights being a hoodlum + galavanting around Richmond or mostly nowadays watching netflix in a warm bed and eatin popcorns

Oh yeah, LOTS of house shows of local bands

Or working, I work lots of friday nights until 1 or 2 in the morning babysitting lots of fucked up people at a music venue. I have interesting stories... ask me about them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
opinions are like kittens, and I will give them away
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
you feel like it. Or if you REALLY feel like it.

Oh also, if you don't feel the opposite of feeling like messaging me, that would be another reason.

I also realized how incredibly detailed this profile is, if you made it to the end then props to you :)