| Test | His result | Your result |
| The Dating Persona Test |
The Bachelor (DGSM)
| Take it! |
| The Death Test | Dead At 79 | Take it! |
| The Politics Test | Strong Democrat | Take it! |
| The Slut Test | 52% slut | Take it! |
| The IQ Adventure Test | Math (128) | Take it! |
| The Virgin Game | 52% Accuracy (highest: 52%, average: 52%) | Take it! |
| The Gaydar Test | 85% Accuracy (highest: 85%, average: 70%) | Take it! |
| The Facts Everyone Should Know Test | Stupid American | Take it! |
| The Which Spice Are You Test | Garlic | Take it! |
| The Humane Sexuality Test | Mild Mannered. | Take it! |
| 10 question boyfriend test | Vanilla icecream | Take it! |
| What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test | Traditional, Vibrant, and Tasteful | Take it! |
| The Are You A Sociopath? Test | Healthy | Take it! |
| The 4-Variable Buffy Personality Test | Wesley Wyndham-Pryce | Take it! |
| The Which Lolcat Are You? Test | Happy Cat | Take it! |
| Self-Esteem Test | Cool, Calm and Collected | Take it! |
| How astute are you? | Fast-witted Fox | Take it! |
| The xkcd test | xkcd-spert! | Take it! |
| Psychology-101 Sexual Knowledge Test | 90% Informed! | Take it! |
| The Logical Thinking Test | Epitome of Genius | Take it! |
| The Ability to Read Emotions(Eyes) Test | You're right 0% of the time when it comes to deciphering emotions | Take it! |
| The 3-Variable Purity Test | PURITY: 56% sex, 70% substance, 62% moral [61% total] | Take it! |
| The Which Major U.S. City Are You? Test | BALTIMORE! | Take it! |
| The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test | 78% pure: Mostly Innocent | Take it! |
| The OkCupid Kissing Test | The Flirt | Take it! |
| The Why are you single? Test | Lofty Self-Image | Take it! |
| The Never Have I Ever Test | Sad, pathetic loser | Take it! |
| The Ultra Ultimate Personality Test | The Idealist | Take it! |
| The Best Personality Type for You Test | INFJ - The Counselor | Take it! |
| The Color Code Test | Color Code: BLUE: The Social Butterfly | Take it! |
| The Horrifying Stereotype Test | Sports Dick | Take it! |
| The do you know your state capitals test? | The Geographer! | Take it! |
| The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test | Iceburg | Take it! |
| The Crystal Test. | 82 % Sexuality, 52 % Appearance, 75 % Personality | Take it! |
| The New York City Subway Savvy Test | A | Take it! |
| The Things You Learned In School, But Probably Forgot Test | 100% Brain Cells Left! | Take it! |
| The How Long Could You Run From The Law Test | Caught after 5 weeks | Take it! |
| The Public Understanding of Scientific Terms and Concepts Test | 100% Understanding! | Take it! |
| The Soulmate Test | Person Most Likely to Encounter a Site Error! (i.e., temporarily unavailable, sorry) | Take it! |
| The Boy or Girl? Test | 50% Correct! | Take it! |
| The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test | Asses Wild | Take it! |
| The Five Love Languages Test | Quality Time | Take it! |
| The Deal Breaker Test | Respectable standards | Take it! |
| The "ARE YOU LAME?" Test | 25% Lameness! | Take it! |
| The Subway Etiquette Test | Kickass Commuter! | Take it! |
| The Best Thing About You Test | Intelligence | Take it! |
| The Basic Memory Test | 80% Verbal and 100% Visual! | Take it! |
| The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test | Cute-Indifferent | Take it! |
| The Knock Knock Test | The Snake Charmer | Take it! |
| The What Greek God Are You Test | Hephaestus | Take it! |
| The Dirty Mind Test | Filthy | Take it! |
| The Where in America Do You Belong Test | West Coast | Take it! |
| The General Obscure Knowledge Test | God Knowledged | Take it! |
| The Are You an Alpha Male/Female Test | Omega | Take it! |
| The 2-Variable Intuition Test | Very Well-Rounded | Take it! |
| The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test | 8 - the Asserter | Take it! |
| The Funny/Not Funny Animated GIFs Test | Your humor is nerdy! | Take it! |
| The 3 Variable Funny Test | the Wit | Take it! |
| The Five Result Test | ONE | Take it! |
| The are U Smart as a Fifth Grader Test | 90 % 5th Graderness - "B" Good Effort | Take it! |
| The Extraordinarily Literate Test | 51% - Typical American | Take it! |
| The How Existentialist Are You Test | 62% - Almost there | Take it! |
| The Advertising Slogans Test | 10/20 correct | Take it! |
| The Color Test | 76 Color knowledge | Take it! |
| The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test | The Harlequin | Take it! |
| The How lucky are you Test | 40 % lucky - Kinda lucky | Take it! |
| The Get Along With WhinersBio Test | 559 Whinyness - Peas in a pod? | Take it! |
| The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test | The Expatriate (23% brainwash, 27% antit | Take it! |
| The Smarter than a 7th Grader? Test | 100 % seventh grade math ability | Take it! |
| The Voight-Kampff Replicant Detector Test | 12 Fast emotion, 5 Slow emotion, 6 Lo | Take it! |
| The Our Night- What do you do next. Test | 80 James Bond, 67 Gentlman, 2 Jerk: | Take it! |
| The Internets Meme Test | FURRY | Take it! |
| The Commonly Confused Words Test | English Genius | Take it! |
| The Is Dr. Ron Paul the Right Candidate for Me! Test | 30 For 15 Against | Take it! |
| The Are You a Good Date (for men) Test | 73% dateable | Take it! |
| The Uber Nerd Test | 87 King Nerdness | Take it! |
| The I might as well make a test Test | 85 friendship, 88 or maybe more - L is f | Take it! |
| The Morning Sex Test | 98% morningsexrocks | Take it! |
| The EXTREMELY advanced MATH Test | 88 on the MathDorkOMeter | Take it! |
| The Techie's Acronyms Test | 100% - "1337" | Take it! |
| The Penis Knowledge Test | 69 penis knowledge | Take it! |
| The One Question Oral Sex Test | 50% Pain | Take it! |
| The Are you a psycho murderer Test | 33% chance of being a Psychotic murderer | Take it! |
| The Is Thin REALLY Attractive? Test | 50% Overweight, 100% Underweight, 0% Ema | Take it! |
| The How big are your balls? Test | 43% Ballsy | Take it! |
| The would we click Test | 90% kindness - Ohh, so close | Take it! |
| The Douglas Adams Test | True Fan | Take it! |
| The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test | 69% nerdiness, 52% geekosity, 26% dork p | Take it! |
| The Seemingly Irrelevant but not Test | 70% Compatibility, 8% Repulsion, 17% On | Take it! |
| The Christianity Belief Survey Test | 0% Biblical | Take it! |
| The mememememememe Test | 64 variable 1 - super! | Take it! |
| The What's your sexual style? Test | TYPE N | Take it! |
| The Thief Type Test | Prowler | Take it! |
| The What's Your Signature Weapon Test | Machinegun | Take it! |
| The R U Smarter than Avg. American Test | 90 smartness | Take it! |
| The Do You Believe It's Not Butter Test | Praise the Lard | Take it! |
| The US National Security Threat Test | 52% Threat | Take it! |
| The Too Creepy 4 A Girl in her 20s Test | 19% Creepy | Take it! |
| The Which Scummy Job Suits You? Test | 13 power-trip, 22 phoniness, 37 incompet | Take it! |
| The Assasin Test | 98 variable 1 | Take it! |
| The Cashier Respect Test | 88% Consideration, 5% Friendliness | Take it! |
| The Who's Stalking You Test | The Receptionist | Take it! |
| The Futurama Test | 75% | Take it! |
| The Hoax and Reality Photo Test | 60% Accurate | Take it! |
| The World Languages Test | 150 - The Commoner | Take it! |
| The squeeze my tits Test | 69 sexuality, 94 naughtiness, 92 breast | Take it! |
| The could you drink with me Test | 78 hardcoreness - old school drinker | Take it! |
| The How Snapable Are You Test | 82% snapable - Tasty Snak | Take it! |
| The Proper Typing Test | 36 Typing | Take it! |
| The Do you want to see my pussy? Test | 2 Trivia, 0 Guessing | Take it! |
| The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test | Very Easy to Please (16 of 21) | Take it! |
| The Real How drunk have you been Test | 18 % alcoholism : Tipsy | Take it! |
| The Favorite Color Test | 70 color, 100 secondcolor | Take it! |
| The World Nations Recognition Test | 57% -- Student | Take it! |
| The * Proper Urinal Etiquette * Test | Amazing Peeanist and 100% basic k | Take it! |
| The Boob Test | 80 boobness | Take it! |
| The Do You Like Curvy Women Test | 57% Curvy Woman Lover | Take it! |
| The Brain Impedance Test | Emosexual Blockage | Take it! |
| The Improved Bullshit Detector Test | You Spout Elitist Bullshit | Take it! |
| The Long Bus Trip Personality Test | The Chatterbox | Take it! |
| The are you a typical American Test | 94% Canadian | Take it! |
| The Intellectual Curiosity Test | 81% intellectually curious | Take it! |
| The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test | 17 - Vocabulary Vixen! | Take it! |
| The American Common Sense IQ Test | 64% CSIQ - Intelligent | Take it! |
| The Which Cult is for You? Test | World Domination | Take it! |
| The Lick Factor Test | Well Rounded Lick: 81% Mental, 64% Physi | Take it! |
| The State Locator Challenge Test | 50% Accuracy - The Immigrant | Take it! |
| The Do you know Jesus well Test | 27 Knowledge, 25 Heart | Take it! |
| The are you a good hostage Test | 62 staying alive | Take it! |
| The Alternative Recreation Test | Spelunking | Take it! |
| The Fisticuffs Psychology Test | Overdogger - 61 % Aggression, 75 % Cunni | Take it! |
| The Naughtiness Test | 61 naughtiness - Borderline naughty | Take it! |
| The 27,336th Compatibility Test | Just Friends | Take it! |
| The Can you handle a Tall chick Test | 84% Capable | Take it! |
| The date, fuck, befriend, or kill Test | 23 likeability - dateable | Take it! |
| The Broken Face Test | 20% likely to break face | Take it! |
| The Would I lay you? Test | 92 MrRight - YOU SUCK! | Take it! |
| The Terrorism Test | 72% Nuclear / 60% Biological / 52% Conve | Take it! |
| The Hornyness Test | 71% Horny - Clubber | Take it! |
| The R U addicted to abbreviations Test | 37% Addicted to abbreviations | Take it! |
| The What SHOULD you look like Test | The Common Guy | Take it! |
| The LONG Scientific Personality Test | INTP - the Architect | Take it! |
| The Do you know how to eat pussy Test | 105 on the pussy eating test | Take it! |
| The Why Are You Single Test | 41 despair, 25 relationship potential, 4 | Take it! |
| The Type of Blonde (With Pics) Test | 49% blonde lovin - All American Blonde | Take it! |
| The pointless knowledge Test | 32% - Mindless Zombie | Take it! |
| The Are You Attractive Test | 84 - Mediocre | Take it! |
| The NYC Subway Test | 82 - True Navigator | Take it! |
| The Office Space Movie Test | 90% - One of the guys | Take it! |
| The Word Smart Test | 80% vocab points! | Take it! |
| The "Are You a Polite Driver?" Test | 33 | Take it! |
| The U.S. Supreme Court Decisions Test | 85 - ASSOCIATE JUSTICE | Take it! |
| The Physical Desire Test | 70% Physical Desire Score - The Gentle F | Take it! |
| The Sexual HELL Test | HELL LEVEL 1 | Take it! |
| The Are You REALLY Good in Bed? Test | 55% Sexual Mastery - Boy/Girl Next Door | Take it! |
| The Your Type of Girl Test | The Girl Next Door | Take it! |
| The How much do you Weigh? Test | 180 pounds | Take it! |
| The Monogamous Kinky Lovers' Test | Adventurous | Take it! |
| The how fuckable are you? Test | 67% - " The good fuck" | Take it! |
| The How naughty are you Test | 40 Naughty | Take it! |
| The Could You Date A PhD Student? Test | 73% grad-friendly, 84% grad-savvy - ABD | Take it! |
| The Are you a good Kisser Test | 72% - The tempter | Take it! |
| The Real Breasts/Fake Breasts Test | 18 of 20 boobs | Take it! |
| The Would You Like My Boobs Test | 63 % Liking Not even close | Take it! |
| The How will I kill you Test | Survivor! | Take it! |