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secretadmirer00

50 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 38–69
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I own my own business, have a car and I'm financially secure. Just finding myself right now, but open to meeting someone that I can have fun with. If you're into drama or are the selfish type, please pass me by. I want a relationship that's a two way street. Where we both take the time to talk about our wants and needs and we're both willing to give a little to accommodate the other's needs.

I'm not into drinking, except for the occasional rum and coke. I'm also not into the whole 420 scene and I don't smoke cigarettes. I'd prefer someone who also can have fun without being high or buzzed, it doesn't bother me if it is occasional, but if you can't have fun without it, then we're probably not going to get along for long.

Are you intellectual? That doesn't mean that you have to have a college degree. Just be intelligent enough to speak without relying on the color of your shoes, your nail polish type or when the last time you went to the mall. Brains trump skin deep beauty. I'd rather be with someone who is flawed and doesn't have a problem with it, than someone who believes they are perfect.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just taking life day by day. Stuck in a dead end relationship for the next 6 years until the kids are grown.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Being sarcastic. Horse back riding. Listening. Back Massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music. I like all types of music, The Black Keys, Johnny Cash, Beethoven, Mozart, The Greatful Dead, Beatles, older 80's rock, etc.

TV Jimmy Kimble, Game of Thrones
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
ipad, iphone, a true friend, my kids, clean underwear and passionate sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When am I going to be able to get out of this f*cking marriage. Got kids, sometimes you just have to push through. I think a lot about finding someone who will accept me and let me be the person I want to be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the health club trying to lose weight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to lead. Whether it's dancing or sex. I'm a dominant person. Not hardcore 50 shades, but a little rough sex that doesn't actually hurt someone and it can be fun as long as the safe word isn't harder.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're in a shitty marriage that you can't leave because you have kids. Sometimes we just need to talk to someone. Maybe open to doing something wild together if the timing is right and we're both game. Also if you understand the context of They're, Their, Your, You're, you'll go to the top of the list.