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secretapple

25 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Imagine Liz Lemon, but Jewish. Good starting point. When it comes to OKC, I have no idea who I'm looking for. But I figure when lightning strikes we'll both know it.

I love to watch things and taste homemade food. I enjoy people who are highly intellectual but would not write in their profile, "I am an intellectual." But then again, who am I to judge? Writing your own profile is a NIGHTMARE. Basically for me, a date is a success if there's a fiery give-and-take about something other than Cholula vs. Sriracha.

(Cholula, though.)

I'm originally from New York and the novelty of LA and palm trees hasn't worn off yet. I love it here. In my spare time, you can find me reading Game of Thrones, blogging like a dutiful Internet citizen, dancing at the Echoplex, biking, or laying in my bed with the blinds drawn with one arm thrown dramatically over my face. Always an adventure. Let's go pretend to be a part of normal society together, then go home and unleash our weird.
What I’m doing with my life
Makin' moves and bein' a 20-something. Copywriter by day, blogger of passionate film and TV reviews by night.
I’m really good at
Offhand puns and throwing really good birthday parties. I am also very gifted at staring at screens large and small.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a problem with self-aggrandizing so I'll just say MY INCISIVE SENSE OF HUMOR AND ABSOLUTELY RADIANT SMILE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything. I will watch anything once, and often several times. Constant faves include Mad Men, Breaking Bad, the Back to the Future trilogy (there's a correct ranking and we all know what it is), Stephen King, and Pixar in general. I also just watched all of Ally McBeal for no reason. I hate Joss Whedon but we can get past that.

I also love the Beatles in a non-poseur Unbreakable Vow kind of way. They're close to my heart. And all kinds of music, from Massive Attack to Ray Charles to oldschool Britney. I legitimately enjoy disco. And I love to learn about all the STUFF other people cherish too, it says so much about you.

Rap-aoke is a strength of mine. I know you've seen a lot of white girls make this claim, but I'm for real. Watch me perform "Shoop" or "Boom! Shake the Room" and you'll have feelings. Oh, or Aaron Carter's "How I Beat Shaq." They never have it on karaoke machines but I think it's kinda better a-capella.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night...trying to take over the world.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've got the following:
- Jokes
- Smarts
- An open heart