Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

secretapple

25 Los Angeles, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Peggy Olson in the streets and a Joan Holloway in the sheets. Ugh, that's not true. I wish. I'm probably more of a Pete Campbell, when you get right down to it.

When it comes to OKC, I have no idea who I'm looking for. But I figure when lightning strikes we'll both know it.

I love to watch things and taste homemade food. I enjoy people who are highly intellectual but would not write in their profile, "I am an intellectual." But then again, who am I to judge? Writing your own profile is a NIGHTMARE. Basically for me, a date is a success if there's a fiery give-and-take about something other than Cholula vs. Sriracha.

(Cholula, though.)

I'm originally from New York and the novelty of LA and palm trees hasn't worn off yet. I love it here. In my spare time, you can find me reading Game of Thrones, blogging like a dutiful Internet citizen, dancing at the Echoplex, biking, or laying in my bed with the blinds drawn with one arm thrown dramatically over my face. Always an adventure. Let's go pretend to be a part of normal society together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I really don't know where OKCupid gets off asking me "What are you doing with your life?" Like, you're not my dad OR my alma mater.

I am a copywriter by day, blogger of passionate film and TV reviews by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Offhand puns and throwing really good birthday parties. Nervously complimenting you to fill the silence. I am also very gifted at staring at screens large and small.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a problem with self-aggrandizing so I'll just say MY INCISIVE SENSE OF HUMOR AND ABSOLUTELY RADIANT SMILE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everything. I will watch anything once, and often several times. Constant faves include Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, the Back to the Future trilogy (there's a correct ranking and we all know what it is), and most non-Disney animated movies. I also just watched all of Ally McBeal for no reason. I hate Joss Whedon and I won't apologize for it.

I also love the Beatles in a non-poseur Unbreakable Vow kind of way. They're close to my heart. And all kinds of music, from Massive Attack to Ray Charles to oldschool Britney. I legitimately enjoy disco. And I love to learn about all the STUFF other people cherish too, it says so much about you.

Rap-aoke is a strength of mine. I know you've seen a lot of white girls make this claim, but I'm for real. Watch me perform "Shoop" or "Boom! Shake the Room" and you'll have feelings. Oh, or Aaron Carter's "How I Beat Shaq." They never have it on karaoke machines but I think it's kinda better a-capella.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mandy Patinkin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing I do every night...trying to take over the world.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got the following:
- Jokes
- Smarts
- An open heart