Now that we got the important stuff out of the way...
I enjoy stand up comedy
I am sarcastic
I will insult you at some point
I have gone on 137 dives (scuba) and up to 120 ft
I have two younger sisters
I hate drama but my life is a soap opera
I make a lot of amusing facial expressions
I'm a saver not a spender
I like black and white photography
I love abandoned warehouses
I might bite
I will not respond to "hey what's up"