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23 M Lexington, KY

My Details

Last Online
Oct 16, 2009
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay, I've grown up a little since I made this profile, so I guess, here's my edit.

I couldn't possibly make a real summary about myself but I can at least tell you a few things that I know are true. For starters, like all guys, I'm really sex driven. But hey, don't go writing me off as a pervert just because I want sex. In truth, I'm a virgin, so I've never had sex and I want to experience it. And by the way. Yeah, I know that sounds really corny, but it's the truth, so I'll stick with it.

Also, I suffer from a variety of things. Like PDD, pervasive developmental disorder, it's a very mild form of autism, even milder than Asberger's. So even though you can make a "Rainman" joke, it wouldn't necessarily be accurate or true. But even though I can't pick up social cues as well as you or be able to communicate my ideas accurately, it still has it's perks. For one thing, I have incredible memory, eidetic in fact, I can remember near entire conversations when I concentrate hard enough. And once I've committed something to memory, like a storyline, I remember so clearly, it's as though I just learned it, even if it was months ago. I also have a keen sense of observation, and can single out a good deal of information.

Sadly, I'm also an insomniac. I don't know what it is but I just can't stay awake during the day. So I'm kinda like an owl, knowlegdable and wise but basically useless during the day, unless I use dangerous amounts of caffine. But it's alright, I like the night. It gives me time to think, to understand some things I've been trying to rationalize the previous day. And if you felt the cool night breeze in a still environment with a lot on your mind, you'd probably understand why I like it so much.

Another thing that I kinda like to note, is that I always try to perceive things from both sides. You know, like yin and yang. It reminds me that there are a lot of people in the world who do a lot of bad things but at the same time, somewhere in the world is another person doing a lot of good things. And because of this I'm not as prone to think so negatively about other people as I used to.

I could say more about myself, but I think I've said enough for now.

I am a savant, well-natured, and odd
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I collected my diploma in June when I graduated, so thankfully I can move on without much trouble. However, I'm kinda short on cash, I am not going to ask for a loan from family, so I'm stuck here until I can raise some money. But in the meantime, I can keep writing while I'm looking for a job to fund my trip to LA. So until then I'm going to be busy getting everything together before I go. Wish me luck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Like most people, I like to believe I'm good at a lot of things. Playing videogames, telling jokes, making up stories, etc. I find that I'm good at understanding things, when I'm exposed to it. I think it's because of the almost obsessive amount of time I'll spend meditating on it, like I do all things. I don't know, I guess it just depends on what your cup of tea is. I could either really bore you, or really interest you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quiet. Simple as that. Though, believe it or not, when I have my hair slicked back, my friends have actually said that I look like Leonardo DeCaprio. No shit! I swear they did. But me personally, I think I look more like Jim Breuer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Well, like any good geek, I love scifi and fantasy books. Currently, I'm reading Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan. I've also read the entire "Ender's Game" series as well as "Ender's Shadow" and "Shadow of the Hegemon". I've read The Hobbit, I would read some of the rest J. R. R. Tolkein's books but he has a surprisingly boring way of telling a story. However, it could be because of my ADHD. I've also read most of the Harry Potter series (at least on my own), I have read the first one, but I did have it read to me (when I was six). I would read something like "19 minutes", but I just find Dungeons and Dragons stuff, as well as Scifi, just too damn interesting. It's addicting I tell ya. Besides, "Hamlet" and "Romeo and Juliet" are tragic enough. The only tragedies I want to see in literature, are my own. By the way, I've been writing a book for the good bit of two years. Three if you count the brainstorming process. And I've come up with more ideas on a few others as well. So, I'm gonna try and write them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A warm body, mandatorily a woman's, next to mine
Something of interest
Occasional silence
And new concepts to learn

These are the six things that I would prefer never to do without, for whatever the reason.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sex, how the world goes 'round, the meaning of life (by the way, I have a hypothesis. In a word: pursuit. But what you pursue is completely up to you), and just about anything random enough to occupy my sparetime, such as: What would a atheist German say if you said, "Goht zund heit" to him when he sneezed? Or: What would it be like to live like a cartoon?

Like I said, anything random enough to occupy my time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home, doing whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Although I'm not hysterically funny, I'm getting better at it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You mean well with what you type, ie criticism, comments, etc. I will imediately reject cynicsm, because no matter what you say, it's because you're in a bad mood and you're just making an ass out of yourself for taking it out on me. Also, I'd very much prefer it if you typed full sentences. So no accronyms unless it's necessary, don't abbreviate every other word. And unless you're prepared to explain the jargans that you use, don't use them either. Correct spelling is greatly appreciated too but not mandatory. If you understand this whole paragraph without the use of a dictionary, then go ahead and message me. lol.