I'm kind of an asshole.
In New York for a few days.
Philosophy: Hakuna Matata
Occupation: Certified Adventure Trainer
Quick facts: I was raised in a Jacuzzi and I speak Russian. I run a business.
Primary diet: Those little white chocolate balls by Lindt. They're delicious. I don't care if it's not real chocolate.
Entourage: I have a bonzai tree named Fred. He's a total stoner and soaks up all the THC circulating around in my room.
LADIES - he's single if you wanna bring your cactus over.