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22 F Stanford, CA

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  • Ages 18–35
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:24pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello, internaut. Welcome. Most of this profile was created a few years ago, and I'm in the process of updating it. Take it with a grain or two of salt and you'll like it better.

Usually, I really feel excited about everything I can and will do. Occasionally, I get bored of feeling excited all the time, so I get excited about being bored for a change.

I like nature and cities but not suburbs. I love what happens when I travel. I've had conversations that lasted a double-digit number of hours more than once.

I try to surround myself with intense people who aren't afraid to explore the world or the mind. But I envy people who can live a little more freely, and love spending time with them. I don't think there's any inherent conflict between being a logical thinker and an emotional person. I'm rational and have high emotional affect.

I'm very open to new ideas and people who are wrong sometimes say I'm laid-back and nonjudgmental. I believe in good judgement and keen discrimination. Why's that? Basically, I think the ability to judge is what separates humans from like, rocks. When I hear that someone is non-judgemental, I imagine their brain is perpetually full of cheery elevator music. A good quality in an elevator, but not a date.

I'm a girl that doesn't like to play games. Seriously, fuck checkers. Sports, chess, video games... unless it's the Hunger Games, manufactured conflict scenarios get dumped in the idgaf hinterlands of my mental landscape.
What I’m doing with my life
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Splitting my time between travels, living in Mountain View, school at Stanford, and home in Brooklyn. Studying ethics and planetary science. Maximizing utility. Being surprisingly easily persuaded to try things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading fast (like, really fast), making quick decisions, cooking ridiculously good vegetarian food, baking, having long conversations that actually go somewhere, scuba diving. Taking people more seriously than they take themselves. Eating my cuticles (those angles get rough, man). Playing the Devil's Advocate. Getting so excited I jump when I try to stand and run when I try to walk. Generally and genuinely giving a fuck (for those of you with no fucks left to give, I'm so sorry, dating must be very difficult).
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have nice tits, I bite my nails, and I have the burning intensity of a dying star. Seriously, I get all three.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (the most important): Infinite Jest, East of Eden, Paradise Lost (books 1 and 2), Blood Meridian, John Williams' Augustus, The Brothers Karamazov, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, Oryx and Crake, the Oresteia, Dangerous Laughter, Watchmen, Mating,
Federico Garcia Lorca, Philip K. Dick, Alfred Bester, Neil Gaiman, Richard Matheson, Theodore Sturgeon, Stephen King, Brom, lotr.

Movies: The Silence of the Lambs, Natural Born Killers, Moonrise Kingdom, Requiem for a Dream, The Prestige, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Django Unchained, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Gattaca, V for Vendetta, AI, My Cousin Vinny, lotr.

Shows: The Walking Dead, House of Cards, South Park, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Scrubs. Rick and Morty's pretty funny.

Music: I love some music, like Leonard Cohen's, so much it hurts, but I can never really seem to find a consistent set of preferences in terms of genre, etc. I also probably like whatever's popular right now. Whatever, it's catchy.

Blogs: Slate Star Codex, The Last Psychiatrist, Mallory Ortberg on The Toast.

Other stuff I really like: Louis CK, Andrew Scott as Moriarty (him asking for a stick of gum is scarier than anything most people ever do), picking out rare dog breeds on the street, animals that are ugly-cute, and real-life hero dogs (yah I really like dogs. And pigs. And other earnest, curious creatures).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a pencil and paper, my lighter, my taser, and my ring. And everything they stand for.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Effective altruism and animal activism, climate engineering, genetic modification and cognitive enhancement, (women are underrepresented in the mad sciences, and I want to change that!), the ethical implications of science, feral children, salvia, life in the past, life in the future...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
, I hope.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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this makes me cry
You should message me if
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you are dark but kind. If your life has to be something special. If you know what I mean.