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seelouise

23 Oakland, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegan
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No matter how much I like to write shit on the internet, I can't help but think there's something a bit crass about asking me or someone else to describe themselves right off the bat. I'd rather sidle into it a bit. If we decide if it's less than unlikely that we'll end up spilling our guts to the blank and awkward apathy of someone who, we've all realized too late, could never be anything but a stranger, okay, fine, I'll spill my guts. Otherwise I when imagine you accidentally happening upon my soul here, it looks like one of those pale, half-dead worms you see on the sidewalk after it rains a lot, and raising a single justifiably skeptical eyebrow.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nearly all of my favorite things. I work at a badass nonprofit in SF. I collect mushrooms in the woods. I cultivate a growing collection of exotic herbs. I eat a shitload of vegan hot pockets. I live with my best friend. I write some stuff on the internet, usually about mycology or pandemics or something else that's kinda creepy and kinda cool. I watch videos of hero dogs on the internet and cry about how beautiful and earnest and true they are.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading fast (like, really fast), having long conversations that actually go somewhere, cooking vegan quiche. Taking people more seriously than they take themselves. Eating my cuticles (those angles get rough, man). Playing the Devil's Advocate. Generally and genuinely giving a fuck about things (for those of you with no fucks left to give, I'm so sorry, dating must be very difficult).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My curls are teetering on the edge of chaos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Infinite Jest, East of Eden, Paradise Lost (books 1 and 2), Blood Meridian, John Williams' Augustus, The Brothers Karamazov, Death's Jest Book, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, Oryx and Crake, the Oresteia, Dangerous Laughter, Never Let Me Go, Watchmen, Mating, The Orphan Master's Son. Federico Garcia Lorca, Philip K. Dick, Neil Gaiman, Richard Matheson, Brom.

Movies: The Silence of the Lambs, Natural Born Killers, Moonrise Kingdom, Requiem for a Dream, Nightcrawler, The Prestige, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Django Unchained, The Dark Knight.

Shows: The Walking Dead, Black Mirror, House of Cards, South Park, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Rick and Morty's pretty funny.

Blogs: Usually, I like to explain everything, but these are so special they stand on their own. Slate Star Codex, The Last Psychiatrist, Mallory Ortberg on The Toast.

Other stuff I really like: Louis CK, Andrew Scott as Moriarty (him asking for a stick of gum is scarier than anything most people ever do), Monotropa uniflora, luminism, xoloitzcuintlis.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a pencil and paper, my lighter, my taser, and my ring. And everything they stand for.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Effective altruism and animal activism, climate engineering (women are underrepresented in the mad sciences, and I want to change that!), feral children, salvia, life in the past, life in the future...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
, I hope.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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this makes me cry
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk to me. It's not just that it might be a good idea to message me. It's literally the only way it might happen because I never message anyone. I hate initiating the process.

I'm dating some other people. Perhaps you are too. I will refrain from asking you to have a threesome with anyone as the price for getting to know me. I hope you extend the same courtesy.

You know about a secret thing I don't know about yet.

You'd like to recommend a book to me to maintain plausible deniability for wanting to ask me out while establishing contact. Or you'd actually like to recommend a book to me.