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25 Stillwater, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.84m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Once I took a handwriting analysis test, using a "computer" that looked like a cheesy prop straight out of a 60's era sci-fi movie. It told me in no uncertain terms that I was a detail-oriented workaholic. I'm still not sure how to respond to that, but I feel it's relevant to the computers that will inevitably scour through my online-dating profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a hopeless unemployed vagabond posing as a successful professional with monthly bills. Obviously.

Currently employed as a project engineer for an international company, but I don't talk about that much since the incident.

I am a high energy person who like to be continuously working on something. Entrepreneurship is in my blood. If I'm not working for someone, I'm tending my own schemes.

Also, trying everything new and social that I can, in an attempt to experience everything I irrationally feel I've missed out on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making inanimate objects, highly animated. With science!


Drinking copious amounts of quality black coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my best friends once told me "You look like H&M". I dunno exactly what that means, but they know me pretty damn well, so something something David Beckham in underwear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
After seeing some of the bibliophile lists on other profiles, I realize: I am not a voracious reader. I decided to change that, and I'm currently reading brave new world.

This section always seems to turn into a list that gets skimmed over so instead:

The last three concerts I have attended are:
Queens of The Stone Age
Trampled By Turtles/Doomtree

The next concert I will be attending is:
Jeremy Messersmith

If Foo Fighters come 'round again I may have to finally see them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not a large proponent of this writing prompt. How about:
Six People You'd Love to Meet Someday
-Shigiru Miyamoto
-Dave Grohl
-Peter Sagal
-Elon Musk
-Adam Savage and/or Jamie Hyneman
-Grant Imahara - Really, I just want to use this section to state how much I appreciate the Mythbusters team.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food: the creation, the preperation, and the consuming.

Am I adult-ing correctly?

Robots and philosophy.

How badly sarcasmfacitiousness comes across in text.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making jokes so dead-pan dry that I've grown accustomed to my friends stating "... I can never tell if you're serious or not".

(Spoiler alert: I can't take anything seriously)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have memorized nearly everything from The Legend of Zelda series. Everything. Nearly.
You should message me if
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messages are quick
but haikus can be tricky