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27 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:56pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I hate everyone on this website but you. You're fucking fabulous.
What I’m doing with my life
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Honestly, what I'm doing with my life is pretty much my self summary.

I'm an activist and livestreamer, involved in all sorts of leftist causes. I'm passionate about my political beliefs (I waffle between socialist and anarchist on a daily basis) and spend most of my time with people who share them.

The older I get, the more I'm realizing that I really have no choice but to become a writer. Basically, I want to bring pop culture sensibilities to the left (and leftist sensibilities to pop culture).

I'm also finishing up my undergrad at Columbia, studying Public Relations because I have no delusions about making bank as a citizen journalist or writing stories about queer anticapitalist wizards.
I’m really good at
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like, words and stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"That guy with the giant beard and the nail polish."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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[Representative, not comprehensive]

The Golden Compass, Franny & Zooey, Anna Karenina, Roget's Thesaurus

Vattu, Opplopolis, Transmetropolitan, The Sandman

The Fall [by Tarsem], The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, The Birdcage, Spirited Away

Mad Men, Fringe, 30 Rock, Bob's Burgers

Fleet Foxes, Neko Case, Stephen Sondehim, Janelle Monáe

Scotch, Brussel Sprouts, Tortellini and Pesto, Graeter's Black Raspberry Chip Ice Cream
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to perform my identity
things I'm writing
whether I can justify buying a cupcake when I have ice cream at home
whether the joke I just thought of fits best on twitter, tumblr, or facebook
whether the human race is doomed and whether we deserve to survive
how much I'd hate Alicia Florrick if she was a real person
how much I love Alicia Florrick
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
as likely to be at home having introvert time as I am out and about.
When I'm out, I tend to prefer house parties and underground shows where I know people already.
Bars are a waste of money.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't get Adventure Time. At all. I'd much rather watch Regular Show or Gravity Falls.
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