I don't have anything to say about myself for this prompt right now, so enjoy this song that makes me happy while I figure it out.

Rewriting my OkCupid profile while my cat licks the place where his balls used to be.

They tell me I am skilled with the hugging.

For a bearded fellow, he's quite hobbittish.

I mainly read fiction, lots of comics and webcomics (I love visual storytelling). As the name suggests, I do love Salinger, though maybe literature's most enigmatic suicide was a poor choice for a pseudonym... Also, I hate Catcher in the Rye. A lot.

I am secretly convinced that the overarching mythology of Neil Gaiman's The Sandman is how existence is actually structured.

Musically, I like everything from Joanna Newsom to The Coup, and most of the stuff in between. I'm trying to broaden my horizons and always looking for recommendations, presently a bit obsessed with Ravel's Boléro.

Gun to my head? My favorite movie is Tarsem's The Fall.

I think Television is inherently better than Film and I think people who "don't watch TV" are as bad as people who "don't read books." I like to imagine what some of my favorite films would be like as TV shows. Seriously, Amelie would make a great TV show, so would The Big Lebowski. But imagine how shitty Mad Men or 30 Rock would be as movies. I mean, would we even meet Dr. Spaceman?
Joss Whedon fangirl, FYI. And I'm one of those guys who says "frak" as an expletive.

I was raised vegetarian and still am, but I'm pretty low-key about it. I also don't ask too many questions when I go out to restaurants because I want those refried beans, damnit.

A few things I love: brie, baba ganoush, cannoli, tamari almonds, wasabi peas, Graeter's black raspberry chip ice cream. I am probably the only person on OkCupid who doesn't really like pad thai. Not to brag (ok, to brag), but I no longer find Sriracha very spicy.

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whether Daria Morgendorffer would have hung out with me in High School.

Riding the el stoned, listening to The Books or St Vincent.

I've never seen Casablanca or The Godfather all the way through.

you can help me join the gay mafia.