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26 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:00pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am fucking awesome: clever and funny and brave and learning how to project bravura to cover-up crippling insecurity and self doubt!
What I’m doing with my life
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Honestly, what I'm doing with my life is pretty much my self summary.
I'm an activist and livestreamer, involved in all sorts of leftist causes. I'm passionate about my political beliefs (I waffle between socialist and anarchist on a daily basis) and spend most of my time with people who share them.
The older I get, the more I'm that I really have no choice but to become a writer, and I'm usually at the computer between midnight and 4am scratching up my notebooks or pounding on the keyboard. I'm trying to get over being embarrassed to say I write epic fantasy comics (the main project I'm working on basically reimagines the Occupy movement (moment?) if the 1% were a secretive cabal of evil wizards). Basically, I want to make leftist fiction fun.
I'm also finishing up my undergrad at Columbia, studying Public Relations because I have no delusions about making bank as a citizen journalist or writing stories about queer anticapitalist wizards and superheroes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
like, words and stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm going through a nail polish phase and also my beard is getting huge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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[Representative, not comprehensive]

The Golden Compass, Franny & Zooey, Anna Karenina, Roget's Thesaurus

Vattu, Gunnerkrigg Court, Transmetropolitan, The Sandman

The Fall [by Tarsem], The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Inglourious Basterds, Spirited Away

Mad Men, Fringe, 30 Rock, Bob's Burgers

Fleet Foxes, Neko Case, Stephen Sondehim, Janelle Monáe

Scotch, Brussel Sprouts, Tortellini and Pesto, Graeter's Black Raspberry Chip Ice Cream
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to perform my identity
the best places in the city to smoke weed surreptitiously
things I'm writing
whether I can justify buying a cupcake when I have ice cream at home
whether the joke I just thought of fits best on twitter, tumblr, or facebook
whether the planet is doomed
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
as likely to be at home having introvert time as I am out and about.
When I'm out, I tend to prefer house parties and underground shows where I know lots of people. Crowded clubs sometimes give me panic attacks but if you shake your booty just right, maybe I'll dance with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't get Adventure Time. At all. I'd much rather watch Regular Show or Gravity Falls.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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