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26 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 10
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Salutations, friend, and welcome to my OkCupid profile.

I like Social Justice, Social Media, and Ice Cream Socials. I don't like sports. I like comics. I don't like gay bars. I like hoodies. I don't like olives. I like puns. I don't like cops. I like making lists.

"Cis" and "gay" are accurate labels for me, but they don't have to be for you.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an activist, journalist, student, writer, TV connoisseur and social media addict.
I’m really good at
like, words and stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I will wear argyle socks with any pair of shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
[Representative, not comprehensive]

The Golden Compass, Franny & Zooey, Anna Karenina, Roget's Thesaurus

Vattu, Gunnerkrigg Court, Transmetropolitan, The Sandman

The Fall [by Tarsem], The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Inglourious Basterds, Spirited Away

Mad Men, Fringe, 30 Rock, Bob's Burgers

Fleet Foxes, Neko Case, Stephen Sondehim, Janelle Monáe

Scotch, Brussel Sprouts, Tortellini and Pesto, Graeter's Black Raspberry Chip Ice Cream
The six things I could never do without
1 the
2 be
3 to
4 of
5 and
6 a
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how people's political beliefs are influenced by their personalities.

whether the NSA is judging me while reading my social media interactions (HI NSA! Please think I'm cool!).

why Chicago is better than New York, and why I get so defensive about it.

privilege, and whether I'm checking mine enough.

why Joanna Newsom is less famous than her husband.

whether humanity can/should be saved.
On a typical Friday night I am
as likely to be at home having introvert time as I am out and about.
When I'm out, I tend to prefer house parties and underground shows where I know people. Crowded clubs give me panic attacks. You will have to shake your booty just so to get me to dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really just want to get married and have babies. Not to say strict monogamy, but the phrase "life partner" does appeal to me a lot.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Here are some 1st message prompts, if you need them:
Hiram McDaniels or the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home?
Have traditional nonviolent civil disobedience tactics become stale/ineffectual? Why or why not?
What should my next haircut look like?