No mood lighting? Night-time will suffice for arty photo angles...

It was a costume party with the the theme "dress as your style icon". Nobody had any idea what to wear.

I'm apparently surprised AND thrilled to be drinking sangria.

It's the stare-pensively-into-the-distance-in-opposite-directions pose!

Ah, the coffee shops. Ah, the iced chocolates. Ah, the joy of it all!

The reason I'm smiling knowingly is because this happens a lot - photos of me carrying various people over the threshold...

... see?

I just blue myself.

I'm not sure whether they have small heads, or I have a huge one... No wait, I'm sure. It's me.

Werd.