| Test | His result | Your result |
| The Dating Persona Test | The Poolboy (RGSD) | Take it! |
| The Death Test | Dead At 84 | Take it! |
| The Politics Test | Socialist | Take it! |
| The Slut Test | 57% slut | Take it! |
| The Virgin Game | 61% Accuracy (highest: 76%, average: 61%) | Take it! |
| The Gaydar Test | 75% Accuracy (highest: 75%, average: 61%) | Take it! |
| The Existential Loneliness Test | Not Lonely | Take it! |
| The Which Sexual Calamity Are You Test | Flaccid Cock | Take it! |
| The Horrifying Stereotype Test | Guido | Take it! |
| The Rule a Country Test | Social Democracy | Take it! |
| The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test | 46% pure: Somewhat Debacherous | Take it! |
| The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test | Very Hard to Please | Take it! |
| Test yourself: What is your Control Drama? | Very low tendencies... | Take it! |
| The HOT or NOT, rate these men! Test | Naughty Boys | Take it! |
| The are you compatible with me test (written by a guy) | Beauty! | Take it! |
| The What are you really looking for on OkCupid Test | Activity partners | Take it! |
| The Solar System Personality Test | Iapetus: It Has a Dark Side | Take it! |
| The Top or Bottom Quiz (Gay Guys) | You are a Top! | Take it! |
| The OkCupid Kissing Test | The Real Deal | Take it! |
| The hey good lookin' whatcha got cookin' test | The Fry Cook 52% | Take it! |
| The 100% Accurate One Question Intelligence Test | You are BORDERLINE RETARDED!! | Take it! |
| Here's a $1000, now test your skills in the Stock Market. | The Brilliant Millionaire! $1770530 | Take it! |
| The Best Thing About You Test | Compassion | Take it! |
| What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test | Non-conformist, Visionary, and Independent | Take it! |
| Change is good, but Bills are better! (Test) | 49% Pure! | Take it! |
| The Money Master Test | Bill Gates | Take it! |
| The Prostitute Saavy Test $$ | Non Hooker Saavy | Take it! |
| Do for the Money? Test | Daredevil Entrepreneur! | Take it! |
| It's Gonna Cost Ya Test | 45% Money_Smart! | Take it! |
| How Much Money Is Your Personality Worth? | The $20 Bill | Take it! |
| Are You Thrifty or Impulsive? | Responsible and Rational | Take it! |
| The Non-Sequitur Personality Test | *no signal* | Take it! |
| The What Type of Gay Guy Are You Test | The Dream Boi | Take it! |
| Are You Sexy, Gorgeous, or Glamorous? | Drop-Dead Gorgeous | Take it! |
| The Marx Brothers Test | You scored 6% Marxist! | Take it! |
| The OKCupid Tests Are Stupid Test | Harpo Marx | Take it! |
| The OkStupid Test | Goddamn Genius | Take it! |
| The You CANNOT Pass This Test | YOU PASSED!!! | Take it! |
| The Non-Sequitur Test | The Unremarkable Boringness | Take it! |
| The 9-Variable Humor Intelligence Test | LEWD! | Take it! |
| The r U smarter than a 1st grader Test | Beat 0/18 1stGraders | Take it! |
| The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test | Oscar the Grouch | Take it! |
| The Ultimate Sex Appeal For Women Test | Not Sexy At All | Take it! |
| The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test | Joe Normal | Take it! |
| The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test | Test failed | Take it! |
| The Can You Outsex my Shit BF Test | My Boyfriend | Take it! |
| The Not-so-common Sense Safe Sex Test | You are 0% likely to keep your genitals intact. | Take it! |
| The Lover Style Profile Test | The Classic Lover | Take it! |
| The Famous Jedi or Sith Test | Jerec | Take it! |
| The What type of MAN turns you on Test | Naughty boy | Take it! |
| The LONG Scientific Personality Test | INFJ - the counselor | Take it! |
| The Commonly Confused Words Test | Li'l Bit | Take it! |
| The Perfect Gay Guy Test | Potential! | Take it! |
| The Tri-Variable Personality Test (qualified psychologist) ... Test | The Agile Thinker | Take it! |
| The favorite color-guesser (probably won't work) Test | blue | Take it! |
| The Ad Slogans Test | The Balanced Breakfast | Take it! |
| Is Your Boss Evil? | Neutral (NN) | Take it! |
| The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test | Hair Despair | Take it! |
| The Time Travel Test | The Prototype - 28% Practicality, 71% Mu | Take it! |
| The Threesome? (for boys) Test | Borderline Adequate | Take it! |
| The Zombie Compatibility Test | Not Quite a Z Lover | Take it! |
| The Which Golden-Girl/TMNT are you Test | Donatello / Sophia | Take it! |
| The What is Your Spirit Animal Test | The Sacred Buffalo | Take it! |
| The When You Are Reborn As A Cat Test | 27 confusion, 72 kindness, 18 extroversi | Take it! |
| The Long Bus Trip Personality Test | The Chatterbox | Take it! |
| The 4-Variable Environmentalist Test | Green Politician: 44% radical, 80%+68% c | Take it! |
| The Do you have a nice size cock Test | 84 length, 63 girth - Frickin' Huge! | Take it! |
| The Hideous Pet Personality Test | 34% ferocious, 48% speedy, 36% curious - | Take it! |
| The What Chess Piece Are You Test | A White Bishop | Take it! |
| The Are You Clinically Psychotic Test | % Psychotic - Firmly Grounded: 20% | Take it! |
| The Parody of Ignorant Tests Test | 125% body odor | Take it! |
| The Your Best Addiction Test | Meth Addict | Take it! |
| The Which Lolcat Are You? Test | Cheezburger cat | Take it! |
| The Extensive Personal Hell Level Test | 55 Sinfulness - 6th Level of Hell | Take it! |
| The Penis Size Test | 9 - Large Penis | Take it! |
| The How Difficult Is Your Life Test | Extremely Difficult (61% difficult) | Take it! |
| The Are You Gay? w/pics Test | 37 Straight, 87 Gay, 70 Bisexual | Take it! |
| The Republicans Are All Queer Test | 0% Faggotry - More Left than Right | Take it! |
| The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test | 14 - Pretty fucked | Take it! |
| The SURVIVOR Game, and thus not a Test | 6th Place | Take it! |
| The Compleat Orb Box Attraction Test | 63% Physicality, 71% Personality | Take it! |
| The Magazine Centerfold Test | Centerfold in McSweeney's | Take it! |
| The What Is Your MPAA Film Rating? Test | NC-17 -- 45 Nudity, 36 Violence, 37 La | Take it! |
| The "Gay as Hell" Test | 90% - My, it's Hot in here | Take it! |
| The Alternative Recreation Test | Spelunking | Take it! |
| The Fairness Heuristics Test | Free / Balance (50% G, 50% I, 55% R) | Take it! |
| The Hooray I'm a Tenenbaum Test | Henry | Take it! |
| The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test | 22% - Anti-Cute | Take it! |
| The Welcome to your FUNERAL Test | 53 Funeral Attendees Dead at 85 w | Take it! |
| The Choose your next planet Test | I'm going to immigrate to Mars! | Take it! |
| The YOUR COCK IN MY VIRGIN ASS Test | 630 ASS-WORTHY | Take it! |
| The Which Windows Game Are You Test | Solitaire - 34% Tactics, 18% Treachery, | Take it! |
| The Professional Gambler Aptitude Test | You are the Fox | Take it! |
| The Verbal Obscenity Test | 31% - Language-Lite | Take it! |
| The Petty Crime Test | 5/5 Detectiveness | Take it! |
| The Evil Dictator Test | 40 Religion, 33 Sexuality, 11 Deaths, 40 | Take it! |
| The Expressionism v. Fingerpaint Test | You are 54% Art Savvy! | Take it! |
| The 10 Tricky Anagram Puzzles Test | 9 Correct, 1 Incorrect | Take it! |
| The What Kind of Pet Are You Test | Fearful Fishy | Take it! |
| The So...are *YOU* one too? Test | 53 % Indigo | Take it! |
| The Knowledge about EUROPE Test | 36% - Euro depressed | Take it! |
| The Number You're Thinking Of Test | Your number was 3. | Take it! |
| The Worst Case Scenarios Test | 51% Survival Rate (Hopeful) | Take it! |
| The Little White Lie Test | 67 variable 1 - Billy Liar | Take it! |
| The Consumer Whore Test | 46 - Hippie with a Coke | Take it! |
| The Ten-Dollar Words Test | 40% vocabulary | Take it! |
| The Rate my Cock Test | 17 Cockiness | Take it! |
| The Want To See My Breasts? Test | 70% Breast Worthy | Take it! |
| The Are U Suited Wiv Richard Test | 77 Suitedness - Match Made In Heaven | Take it! |
| The the do u find me sexy test Test | 160 | Take it! |
| The Ass vs. Pussy Test | 0% Ass, 0% Pussy,25%Disgusting | Take it! |
| The Classic Leading Man Test | 4% Tough, 19% Roguish, 9% Friendly, 66% | Take it! |
| The If I Had a Million Dollars Test | Spent $930000 (Little Room to Spare) | Take it! |
| The Dr. Phil Test | 41 PhilPoints | Take it! |
| The Intellectual Sexiness Test | 78 intellectual sexiness! | Take it! |
| The Phonetic Alphabet Test | 57 Phonetics | Take it! |
| The Ass Identification Test | 17 out of 19 | Take it! |
| The How Zen are You? Test | 69 Zen, 17 Humour, 2 Intolerance | Take it! |
| The Magical Thinking Test | 3 Magical-Thinker | Take it! |
| The Mean Girls Test | 92 knowledge | Take it! |
| The Sexual HELL Test | HELL LEVEL 3 | Take it! |
| The Reality TV Placement Test | 30 Watchability | Take it! |
| The Inner Child Test | Good Parent | Take it! |
| The Bottom or Top Test Test | 37 Bottom | Take it! |
| The Assasination Skills Test | 25% Bloodlust, 42% Self Preservation, 66 | Take it! |
| The Caravan of Doom Test | 72% soup | Take it! |
| The Real Choose Your own Adventure Test | SEALED- Outcome B | Take it! |
| The Survive this Horror Movie Test | True Leader/Survivor | Take it! |
| The MASTURBATION Test | 100% - Super MASTERbator | Take it! |
| The RPG Gamer Test | 31% - Vampire | Take it! |
| The One Question Oral Sex Test | 50% Pain | Take it! |
| The Bondage Test | For you, I'd do it. | Take it! |
| The Match The Actors To The Movie Test | 70% - Movie Pass | Take it! |
| The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test | A Child of Israel | Take it! |
| The VERY Basic Math Test | 14 - I AM STUPID | Take it! |
| The Are you a good Kisser Test | 67% - The tempter | Take it! |
| The How Much Do You Love Yourself Test | Cocky Mind (71% mind-love / 44% body-lov | Take it! |
| The Feminism Test | Gender-Liberal | Take it! |
| The How Would You Rule The World? Test | People's Champion | Take it! |
| The No Personality? Test | "The Lucky" | Take it! |
| The pseudointellect Test | 65% - The Intellect | Take it! |
| The What's Your Philosophy? Test | Regressionist | Take it! |
| The Why Do People Hate You? Test | The perfect human. | Take it! |
| The Fashion Style Test | Fashion Artist | Take it! |
| The Polyamorous Test | 74% True Poly, 20% Only for the Sex | Take it! |
| The Ethical Slut Test | Happy Almost-Slut | Take it! |
| The Thinking Man's Masturbation Test | 45% jerk-pure - Pogo Stick | Take it! |
| The How much do you Weigh? Test | 160 pounds | Take it! |
| The What is your REAL age Test | You're 33 !!! | Take it! |
| The Tagline test Test | 56 movie addict | Take it! |
| The Are you Anthony's dream man? Test | 15 out of 28 | Take it! |
| The could I be gay "for str8 guys" Test | 82 variable 1 | Take it! |
| The Do You Like Gay Sex? Test | 88 sexuality | Take it! |
| The Gay Wanker Test | 30 Straight, 90 Gay, 33 Good | Take it! |
| The gay (men only) Test | 100% gay | Take it! |
| The Evolution versus Design Test | Evolution | Take it! |
| The Really QUICK Reassuringly EASY Test | Freakin’ Genius! | Take it! |
| The Are you actually Cool Test | 81% Coolness | Take it! |
| The Kinkyness Test | 59% kinky | Take it! |
| The Dirty Mind Test | 58% Dirtiness - "On the Verge" | Take it! |
| The OKCupid Profile Analysis Test | Prized Piglet | Take it! |
| The Is It You, or Is It THEM Test | 73 intelligence, 67 personality, 57 char | Take it! |
| The Sexual Frustration Test | -1 - Pet Fucker! | Take it! |
| The Final Fantasy Job Class Test | Your class is: Thief! | Take it! |
| The what sex position are you Test | Doggie Style | Take it! |
| The Calvin Or Hobbes Test | 70% calvin, 30% hobbes | Take it! |
| The Are You Interesting Test | Look how interesting I am! I scored, 80 | Take it! |
| The Can You Kill a Man? Test | 21 %Cold, 58% Level-Headed | Take it! |
| The 90210 Death Is Not An Option Test | Brenda Walsh | Take it! |
| The Which Cult Should You Join? Test | Unitarian Church! | Take it! |
| The What Kind Of Book Are You Test | 152 - The Vampire Novel | Take it! |
| The Which Chick has a Dick Test | 22 out of 41 - Just an Off Day | Take it! |
| The Do you have an evil twin test Test | 70% - Evil Twin time! | Take it! |
| The Adapt, Adopt and Improve Test | 50% Flexibility, 69% Cleverness, 42% Nas | Take it! |
| The Foreskin Popularity Test | 28 Gender, 3 Favour Uncut, ZZZ Favour Cu | Take it! |
| The Guy Sex Test Test | 68 Casual male sex - | Take it! |
| The Are You Andy's Dream Boyfriend Test | 70% Andy's Dream Boy | Take it! |
| The 'You're A Rice-Queen If' Test | Rice Queen Test Score Of 82! Confusedes | Take it! |
| The Disney Villain/Villainess Test | Captain Hook | Take it! |
| The Am I Gay? Test | 58% - The Gay | Take it! |
| The Perfect Guy Test | 73% - The Perfect Guy | Take it! |
| The World of Warcraft Addiction Test | 6% Addicted- Free from addiction! | Take it! |
| The Perfect Blow-Job Test | 61% blow-ability - Potential | Take it! |
| The 2-Variable Intuition Test | All-Around Brilliant: (100%, 100%) | Take it! |
| The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test | Business Executive | Take it! |
| The What Kind Of Drunk Are You Test | 36% Socialite Drunk, 36% Happy Drunk, 9% | Take it! |
| The Gay Guy Test | 52% Macho Gay, 25% Pink Gay, 51% Scene G | Take it! |
| The 7 deadly sins Test | -12 - lust | Take it! |
| The Homophobic Scale Test | 12% Homophobic | Take it! |
| The Video Game Knowledge Test | 66 gamerishness | Take it! |
| The "art-fag" Test | 59% - the noob | Take it! |
| The Bad Taste in Music Test | 22 Conformity, 44 Pretentious, 33 Stupid | Take it! |
| The Total Overall IQ Test | 60 intelligence | Take it! |
| The All Picture, Tired of Reading Test | Google Images - 16% First Page, 83% Last | Take it! |
| The Ultimate Buffy Test | 85% - The One True Slayer | Take it! |
| The What kind of ass do you pull Test | 79% - I fucked a hottie | Take it! |
| The 4-Variable IQ Test | 100% interpersonal, 60% visual, 180% ver | Take it! |
| The Physical Desire Test | 70% Physical Desire Score - The Gentle F | Take it! |
| The Director Who Films Your Life Test | Cameron Crowe | Take it! |
| The Personality Defect Test | Robot | Take it! |
| The What Type of Human Are You? Test | Socialite: 65% Do Gooder, 30% Drive, 46% | Take it! |
| The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test | 33% creepiness, 48% normal, 44% kinky - | Take it! |
| The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test | 176,570 descendants | Take it! |
| The Barbie Test | 63/75/75/75 - | Take it! |
| The What Steriotype Are You Test | 46 hate, 52 anti-society, 43 brains, 44 | Take it! |
| The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test | 14 - Making Me Moist! | Take it! |
| The Sexuality Spectrum Test | Mostly Gay | Take it! |
| The Hugaholic Test | 57% Snuggliness - Ideal Cuddle! | Take it! |
| The Real Names Test | 10 Real Names Knowledge | Take it! |
| The Definitive Hygiene Test | Nice and clean | Take it! |
| The What kind of lover are you ? Test | 64 - Almost perfect | Take it! |
| The How Much Do I Want You To Die Test | 29 % Attitude, 27% Opinions, 19% U Anno | Take it! |
| The What's Your Decade Style Test | 20% 1920s, 10% 1930s, 0% 1950s, 70% 1960 | Take it! |
| The Terrorism Test | 32% Nuclear / 46% Biological / 25% Conve | Take it! |
| The RANDOM (aka who's good for me) Test | 59 soulmates | Take it! |
| The Which Nintendo Villain Are You Test | Bowser | Take it! |
| The 3 Variable Funny Test | the Cutting Edge | Take it! |
| The Which Clothing Store Are You Test | My Clothing Store is 67 | Take it! |
| The Are You My Kind Of Gay Guy Test | 89% woof factor | Take it! |
| The What's your sexual style? Test | TYPE P | Take it! |