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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–24
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 6
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i consider myself to be a pretty unique and random guy, not only in my personality but also in the way i carry myself and view the world, i believe everything happens for a reason and tend to live life to the fullest and learn a new lesson from every experience, i love traveling and having fun because we're only young once, amiright guys?
ive been told im pretty random and can carry a conversation on a variety of topics. I have a little brother at the university of Chicago Whom i constantly engage in debates with, Sibling rivalry lol...also i will one day invent contact lenses that also function as a camera so that way we can be able to capture EXACTLY what we know that would be awesome and if not, then.. idk...
i love going on random adventures and meeting other random people. I like making new friends and acquaintances
all in all i'm kind of like a jack of all trades, And an expert on internets.

Currently studying for LSAT I guess I'm going to be a lawyer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i have a BA in Biology and looking fori like volunteering and trying to do my bit to help the world, one of my "life changing moments" was in Ghana, in West Africa, being there definitely changed my life and perspective. i'm working towards finding myself and having fun with other's who are also doing the same, and ultimately working towards my goal of being successful and happy.
i go out as much as i can, while i can, you can usually find me at a coffee shop reading during the day, and at either trivia night, karaoke night, or EDM night at a club/bar depending the day. I work at a library so I read a lot. I would love some recommendations!!..

I work in education so if you're not a dummy that's a plus.

and also i started a blog just because so you should check it you
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being random
making people laugh
cheering up people when sad
being a friend
battle-dancing lol
mimicking toki from metalocalypse
Writing research papers in 30 minutes
Taking pics in the bathroom
Making completely false and ridiculous statements sound truthful
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
* that i'm short
* My sarcasm (they usually think I'm jut being a jerk though :( )
* my hair
* positive attitude
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Working at Chicago Public library has greatly expanded the range of books I read. However, my favorite genre is definitely scifi-fantasy, and survival adventure here's a list of some of my favorite books:
Dune by Frank Herbert
Leviathan wakes by James S A Corey
The strain trilogy by Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan
The Passage by Justin Cronin
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire hunter by Seth Grahamme-smith
Under the Dome by Stephen King
And my all time favorite
Lost Horizon by James Hilton
* i'm in love with Ghanaian food, thai, indian, and mexican food
* i love all music, from blues, to house, i love metal music and electronic music...i love music period...and i love playing my drums, my Favorite bands are Rammstein, Jimmy Eat World, Linkin Park, Muse, Phoenix. i also enjoy IQ decreasing music such as Soulja Boy, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka Flame, Plies and so on lol
* i love movies, and being the big history nerd that i am i have to say my fave is Gladiator....even though Russell Crowe is a douche and not historically accurate but what can you do, also I love nacho libre. NACHOOOOOOOOOOO!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1- music
2- family
3- friends
4- iced coffee lol
5- The Beatles
6- my drums
My dog jimmy. He counts as family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
about my life, and where its headed, about my past experiences and everything thats helped shaped the man i am today, i spend a lot of time thinking why the world is so unfair at times, and why some people are destined to be happy while others aren't, i spend a lot of time thinking about life elsewhere [we can't possibly be the only ones] and i also think about a lot of random business ideas and inventions :)
i tend to think of things that would be funny and awesome for example; wouldn't it be awesome if we had a shrink ray?? think about it you'd be able to shrink a whale and then have it in your fish tank!! also wouldn't be awesome to have a little tiny Elephant or Lion as a pet??? they'd be the size of the indian from the indian in the cupboard.
such are the things that i think about lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing whatever comes up, maybe a movie, maybe at a dive bar, maybe doing some karaoke, maybe at a club, or perhaps a spoken word event....i just go with the flow
but most likely i'm being the life of the party, doing some jump-style or fist pumping like a champ in a non-douche bag way
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I hate everyone and everything, specially fucking arrogant elitist hipsters
You should message me if
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you want to have a random conversation about everything and nothing at all, or if you want to get to know me better, i'm pretty awesome...i think. or if you just want to talk to someone who's honest and won't waste your time because fuck wasting time amiright??

But more importantly message me if you want someone to hate everything and everyone with, lets be hate buddies.