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seize-lasterday

23 Mississauga, Ontario, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Actively seeking someone who likes to nap, cuddle, and answer my texts - in that order. Napping is very important.

I am a left handed person living in a right handed world.
I am the worst at telling stories, because I always go off on an irrelevant tangent that is totally relevant.
I love to cook, I love to bake, I love to feed people because it makes me happy.
I'm a latka frying, cupcake baking machine.
Sometimes I like to sing Barracuda at the top of my lungs, usually while I'm in the shower. Sometimes I'll switch it up and single Total Eclipse of the Heart.
I am definitely a little bit a lot shy. I listen more than I talk.
I read. I read a lot. I devour the written word, hoard notebooks and still own every embarrassing scrap of short story and poem I wrote when I was 14.
I'm all about coffee and the establishments that serve it, not really into the club scene at all. I am not a dancer. I don't dance and you don't want to see me dance.
I collect travel guides and maps to all the places in the world I want to visit. I also collect postcards.
I say 'make me' and 'fight me' a lot for a girl who's only 5'5, scared of heights and has a hard time opening some doors because they're too heavy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seeking...balance.

I finished my BA in Psychology and Professional Writing. Owing to the fact that both of those majors are unemployable, I'm back in school, doing a postgrad in Human Resources.

Now that finals are done, I'm taking a well deserved nap for the next 73 years. Christmas is so close, I can almost smell the mistletoe I'm not going to be kissed under.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being in a relationship. Throwing bowling balls backwards. Disliking onions. Writing in block letters. Serenading people on Skype; procrastinating; extensive Harry Potter knowledge; can watch an entire TV show in a week; knows words to every Disney song; Microsoft Office.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gosh I hope it's my sparkling, socially awkward personality and preference for sarcasm and self deprecating humour. If not that, I've been told I have an infectious laughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Alchemist. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. The Unbearable Lightness of Being. The Harry Potter series, let's be honest. Interview with the Vampire and one of its sequels, Pandora. Persuasion.

Movies: The Godfather trilogy. Dirty Dancing. Moulin Rouge. Anything with Bruce Willis in it. Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain, Wasabi, The Breakfast Club, Pan's Labyrinth, Marvel movies. Legally Blonde. Sister Act. I love explosions, car chases and guns that never run out of bullets. Sleeping Beauty, Howl's Moving Castle.

Shows: Doctor Who. Outlander. Comic Book Men. Jane the Virgin. Rizzoli & Isles. Competitive cooking shows, especially Masterchef. Basically anything Gordon Ramsey is in. Supernatural. Sleepy Hollow. Castle. Vikings. Dracula.

Music: Queen, Sting, and Florence + The Machine are my go to artists. But I listen to everything. You'll find country, 90s pop music, girl power pop, Rob Zombie, classic rock, broadway musicals and classical music on my iPod. My iPod confuses people, so it's probably easier to just list my favourite songs of all time because those don't change.

Food: Mac and cheese. Cheese cake. Shawarma. Bowtie pasta. Pho. I love sushi. A well cooked steak and my recipe for homemade barbecue sauce is THE BOMB thank you very much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bacon. I'm a bad Jew.
2. My vital organs.
3. My glasses and contacts, without them I'm a blind turkey.
4. A big bowl of Kraft mac and cheese, with the spiral pasta.
5. My iPod, fully charged.
6. A good, long book to read, and re-read.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Can I teach an old cat new tricks? Or I'm making travel plans for my European backpacking extravaganza trip next summer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dead tired. The last semester has been brutal on me, physically and mentally. Now I'm going back to work until mid-January, so my life is eggciting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Fitted sheets are my mortal enemy. So is spicy food.
Also, I still have no idea how to do a cartwheel.
You should message me if
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Pros of messaging me:
- I'm soft and squishy.
- I make ah-mazing funfetti muffins.
- I'm a cuddlebug.
- You'll gain lots of dorky pet names that are totally terrible and not creative at all.

Cons of messaging me:
- Ummm?
- Zero I am a goddess.

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