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seize-lasterday

24 Mississauga, Ontario, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:35pm
Orientation
Sapiosexual, Questioning, Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rewrite is forthcoming.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seeking...balance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing bowling balls backwards. Serenading my little sister on Skype. Honing my extensive knowledge of Harry Potter trivia. I can watch an entire TV show in under a week, I know the words to almost every Disney soundtrack.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gosh I hope it's my sparkling, socially awkward personality and preference for sarcasm and self deprecating humour. If not that, I've been told I have really nice eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Alchemist. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. The Harry Potter series, let's be honest. Interview with the Vampire and its sequels. I'll binge read anything by Jane Austen.

Movies: The Godfather trilogy. Dirty Dancing. Moulin Rouge. Anything with Bruce Willis in it. Sleeping Beauty, Howl's Moving Castle. Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain, Wasabi, The Breakfast Club, Marvel movies. I love explosions, car chases and guns that never run out of bullets.

Music: I listen to everything. You'll find country, 90s pop music, girl power pop, Rob Zombie, classic rock, broadway musicals and classical music on my iPod. My iPod confuses people, so it's probably easier to just list my favourite songs.

Food: Mac and cheese. Cheese cake. Shawarma. Bowtie pasta. Pho. I love sushi. A well cooked steak and my recipe for homemade barbecue sauce is THE BOMB.com.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bacon. I'm a bad Jew.
2. My vital organs.
3. My glasses and contacts, without them I'm a blind turkey.
4. A big bowl of Kraft mac and cheese.
5. My iPod.
6. Cats. Cats are pretty vital.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many people I’m in the “I'd be down if you asked” zone with. Also my next nap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dead tired. The last semester has been brutal on me, physically and mentally. Now I'm back in school, and working two jobs. But the weather is getting warmer! I want a nap partner and someone to drive around Toronto with me at 2 AM singing golden oldies and yelling at the GPS.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Fitted sheets are my mortal enemy. So is spicy food. I've never been west of Ontario and I still have no idea how to do a cartwheel.

Also, I miss holding hands.
You should message me if
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Pros of messaging me:
- I'm soft and squishy.
- I make ah-mazing funfetti muffins.
- I'm a cuddlebug.
- You'll gain lots of dorky pet names that are totally terrible and not creative at all.

Cons of messaging me:
- Ummm?
- Zero I am a domestic goddess.