25 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
last name hungry, first name always.

student turned sales associate while i look for a job i that actually lets me use anything i learned in university or my post grad. i've officially graduated for the last time though, so yay for that! i studied hr, but the ultimate goal is to save up some decent money and open up a bakery. that's the dream.

homebody, reader, writer, isfj, cooking show binge watcher and starbucks aficionado. according to nasa i'm a capricorn, which explains a lot. i can't leave a chapters without buying a new book, i can burn a hole in my irewards card like nothing else you've ever seen.

seeking...balance. seeking someone to go on foodie and museum and bar adventures in toronto because it's twenty minutes away from my apartment and i don't spend nearly enough time downtown. that's embarrassing. also actively seeking someone who likes to cuddle, take naps and answer my text messages. that's non-negotiable.

if you like water, you already like 72% of me and that's a pretty great start.

instagram: messyepicurian
snapchat: seizelasterday
I’m really good at
throwing bowling balls backwards. serenading my little sister with 80s ballads. honing my extensive knowledge of Harry Potter trivia and pop culture. i'm also a half decent cook, and a full decent baker, and i might or might not use you as my kitchen guinea pig. i hope you have a gym membership, sucker.
The first things people usually notice about me
my obnoxiously large cell phone, after which i'm always asked how i carry it around because it clearly doesn't fit in my pocket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: the alchemist. the lion, the witch and the wardrobe. the harry potter series. interview with the vampire. most anything by dan brown. persuasion. outlander. lord of the rings trilogy.

movies: the godfather trilogy. dirty dancing. moulin rouge. most everything with bruce willis in it - i subscribe to the 'the only good movies he makes are when he has hair' theory. the original star wars trilogy. sleeping beauty. howl's moving castle. amélie. the breakfast club.

television: making a murderer. sense8. doctor who. marvel anything. empire. outlander. american dad. the borgias. the tudors. worst cooks in america. literally anything with gordon ramsay in it.

music: a little bit of a lot of things. basically i listen to everything so my spotify is a mess.
The six things I could never do without
physical contact. travelling. cats are pretty important. hooded sweatshirts. my glasses. an extra large cup of peppermint tea with two sugars every morning while i struggle to not drink coffee anymore.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
do i want to be Batman or Wonder Woman for halloween? I went as Wonder Woman.
On a typical Friday night I am
dead tired. also probably working that night and early the next day, so trying to get as much sleep as possible in between. by that i mean probably staying up until 2 AM on skype and tumblr.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
fitted sheets are my mortal enemy.

also, i miss holding hands.
You should message me if
you can get me out of the assassin's creed unity dead kings dlc. yeah.

pros of messaging me:
- i'm soft and squishy.
- i'm a cuddlebug.
- you'll gain lots of dorky pet names that are totally terrible and not creative at all. i'll probably get them off google.

cons of messaging me:
- ummm?
- zero i am a domestic goddess.