Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Actively seeking someone who likes to nap, cuddle, and answer my
texts - not necessarily in that order. Also someone I can bake for
because feeding people makes me happy.
I am 0% good at sending expert and super clever initial messages
that'll make you laugh and smile and such, so if I look at your
profile a few times, please shoot me a 'hey hi hello' because I'm
sitting here and flailing trying to work up the nerve to do it
seizelasterday. Yep, that's my snapchat. Seriously. Shoot me a
message, give me something nice to wake up to, and I'll reply 700
times faster there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seeking...balance. Waiting patiently until April 12 so I can drink
coffee and eat pizza again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing bowling balls backwards. Serenading my little sister on
Skype. Honing my extensive knowledge of Harry Potter trivia. I can
watch an entire TV show in under a week, I know the words to almost
every Disney soundtrack.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Gosh I hope it's my sparkling, socially awkward personality and
preference for sarcasm and self deprecating humour. If not that,
I've been told I have really nice eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Alchemist. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
The Harry Potter series, let's be honest. Interview with the
Vampire and its sequels. I'll binge read anything by Jane
Movies: The Godfather trilogy. Dirty Dancing. Moulin Rouge.
Anything with Bruce Willis in it. Sleeping Beauty, Howl's Moving
Castle. Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain, Wasabi, The Breakfast
Club, Marvel movies. I love explosions, car chases and guns that
never run out of bullets.
Music: I listen to everything. You'll find country, 90s pop
music, girl power pop, Rob Zombie, classic rock, broadway musicals
and classical music on my iPod. My iPod confuses people, so it's
probably easier to just list my favourite songs.
Food: Mac and cheese. Cheese cake. Shawarma. Bowtie pasta.
Pho. I love sushi. A well cooked steak and my recipe for homemade
barbecue sauce is THE BOMB.com.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bacon. I'm a bad Jew.
2. My vital organs.
3. My glasses and contacts, without them I'm a blind turkey.
4. A big bowl of Kraft mac and cheese.
5. My iPod.
6. Cats. Cats are pretty vital.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many people I’m in the “I'd be down if you asked” zone with.
Also my next nap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dead tired. The last semester has been brutal on me, physically and
mentally. Now I'm back in school, and working two jobs. But the
weather is getting warmer! I want a nap partner and someone to
drive around Toronto with me at 2 AM singing golden oldies and
yelling at the GPS.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Fitted sheets are my mortal enemy. So is spicy food. I've never
been west of Ontario and I still have no idea how to do a
Also, I miss holding hands.
You should message me if
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Pros of messaging me:
- I'm soft and squishy.
- I make ah-mazing funfetti muffins.
- I'm a cuddlebug.
- You'll gain lots of dorky pet names that are totally terrible and
not creative at all.
Cons of messaging me:
- Zero I am a domestic goddess.
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