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38 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a washer and dryer in my apartment and that's a really good summary of me.

I'm a simple guy, on my own path, sarcastic, well traveled, down with high and low culture, able to dress myself properly, critical but essentially hopeful and optimistic, willing to get down to some reggae/dancehall.

I can also do long division on paper and can explain the theory of relativity (which is still blowing my mind).

I can make stuff. I make stuff. I can fix stuff. I can use tools.

I lived in Paris for 9 months and my French went from non-existent to really shitty. That's an improvement right? I speak French only to dogs and babies.

Seriously, though I'm rather amazed at how much more there is to learn and how much more there is to figure out at this age.

Do these couple of paragraphs even minutely represent who I am?

I'm that guy who will give you a back rub at the end of a long day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing, making art, showing it, trying to not get hurt on my bike again. Skateboarding through the city. Getting out at 6 am to surf. Finding a path for the creative life. And now running my bag company.

To be more specific... working on a few books, art pieces, art furniture, and bags.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Moisturizing. Calculating the tip. Daydreaming. Breaking down other people's problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dry humor?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sushi. The steak I had in Madrid. The salad I had at Five Leaves Greenpoint. The seafood I had in Barcelona. The food I had at a tiny restaurant in Hamburg. Cous cous with meregeuz sausage in Belleville, Paris. Ugh. I'm hungry now.

Ham on Rye by Bukowski, Catcher in the Rye by Salinger. Where I'm Calling From by Carver. The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things by J.T. Leroy (yeah I know he's not real). Self portrait in a Convex Mirror by John Ashbury. Yeah, I can read.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Before Sunrise. Before Sunset.

Not sure what my fav bands are anymore but these guys have stood the test of time. Coltrane. Yo la Tengo. Modest Mouse. Pavement.

Oh and This American Life is pretty damn good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Contact lenses, phone (so I can write lots of notes and keep track of my to do list/calendar), good looking walking shoes, bicycle with helmet, fruit, alone time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things like analyzing why things are good/work/don't work/how it could be better, human interaction, emotions, poems, stories, art, furniture, design, fashion, the future.

How this profile could not possibly describe who I am or you are.

How we have no idea what we want even though we may think we do.

Emotion vs. logic.

The rational and irrational mind.

How to simplify.

How to be happy.

I can't turn off my mind
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Never going to go a bar in Manhattan if I can help it, but instead seeing what's going on in Brooklyn. I'm usually on my bike going/coming from some place.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Qwask fg nwalzlzxx aww naalaaww. Yeah, I can't believe I just admitted that too.

I'm a mystery to myself. Help me help myself.

And I'm smart dumb.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're into word play and absurdity.

Independent ladies with independent thoughts. Ladies who know a lot about things I don't know anything about or a lot about stuff I know about. Ladies who can help me remember that last line/idea I just forgot. Ladies with a sense of humor for the odd, absurd, nonsensical, random... and those that can laugh at themselves and me.

Also women who'd like to bike thru the city at night.

And those who can enjoy silence as much as a good conversation.