I'm smart, witty, and sweet. I excel at metaphor from the profound to the truly disgusting. I show up looking good. I suffer no fools. (I'm pretty sure learning to suffer fools would prevent me from developing high blood pressure.)
I volunteer with cats. Currently we have two kittens with neurological issues who walk like they are drunk. Is there a word for something that is sad and cute at the same time?
I graduated college last May, and since I'm in the middle of the new graduate's classic existential crisis, I live with my parents out in the suburbs. I'm working on it, though. Very willing to head into the East Bay and the City.
Currently dating multiple people, but have one particularly close San Francisco-based partner.