"I'm so awesome words can't even describe."
"Really? That's kinda what they do."
"Huh?"
"There's 10 guys for every girl on this site. You gotta write something to differentiate yourself."
"Hmm...like I work hard and play hard."
"Um, no. Tell an interesting story like when you went to that surprise party for the SNL actor in the Hollywood Hills."
"Wait... 10 guys for every girl?!"
"It's online dating... in Silicon Valley."
"Fuck it. Let's just go to Bikram."
"Well, you could take your shirt off indoors there without looking like a douchebag."

Work hard.
Have fun.
Stay healthy.
Be nice.
Explore the world.
Find the one.

Ultimate frisbee.

I dress well.

TV: Glee, Girls, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Modern Family
Movies: Mulan, Magic Mike, (500) Days of Summer, About a Boy, Out of Sight, Fight Club
Books: The Signal and the Noise, 4 Hour Body, Thinking-Fast and Slow, The Tools
Websites: Reddit, Grantland
Plays: Book of Mormon, Wicked

sports, BFFs, Whole Foods, laughter, romance, Excel

What matters and what doesn't.

Playing basketball, dinner/bar hopping with friends

There's a place that I know.
It's not pretty there and few have ever gone.
If I show it to you now,
Will it make you run away?

I like crappy music...

Guys get msg'd on here?!

I'm looking for a sweet, romantic girl with a good head on her shoulders and a little bit of a wild side whom I can adore the hell out of.