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selfdeprecate

38 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am quite reserved in most situations to start, including my style of writing and what I divulge on this page. I take my work pretty seriously, but that's where I draw the line and really need to hang out with fun people who are ridiculously good looking. I often borrow prose from both literary works and more contemporary sources.

I moved back to Seattle six years ago after grad school in NYC and a few years driving a boat around the Caribbean and the South.

I'm well educated according to society, but feel experience is the better professor. So, I travel for arts (member of the Met in NYC)and music, for sights, for work and for just getting the hell out about once a month.

Sometimes I must travel for work to far flung unforgiving locales, I'm comfortable getting thrown into precarious positions and adapt well. So, I'm not afraid to meet your friends, try a new place or show up on my own. I will however, not sing karaoke.

Oh, and I swear like a sailor, if I'm allowed. It is often a challenge to qwell the crassness of my job from the intellectual pursuits in my personal life, but I still clean up well, and can act as civilized as any situation may require.

I'm a smartass, which, I've been told by a great sage, is better than being a dumbass. You might read into more of that down the line. If you can be sarcastic and have a quick wit, I would appreciate the banter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work too much, I know that. I'm an environmentalist who sells his soul sometimes to keep doing what I do. Jobs can be spontaneous and I make time for friends and events as best I can. I hope to get better at that starting right meow.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Planning stuff, or winging it, building things, or breaking things, listening to music, watching documentaries, reading warning labels, using a labeler, writing lists. I also excel at eating good food, making some food, and going to the pub. Damn, I'm pretty special.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm slightly larger than most and might appear intimidating at first but I'm really just like Baloo. If I just responded to a work call, I might smell like low tide or diesel, or just really good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I use my library card, I read many nonfiction books, sometimes while also watching documentaries.
My Ipod is beat up and serves me well, but live music is one of the best things in life. I listen to wide selection of music and I really like punk, but that's a horribly bland descriptor for a vast and amazing music genre. On the other hand, who can't dance in the living room when Robyn comes on?
I will try just about any kind of food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Physics, like while waiting for the tide to change at work. It is amazing to think that in the modern world some of us still need worry about the phase of the moon and how it directly affects our lives.
The fine art and architecture of pillow palaces and furniture forts.
Well, maybe women and whiskey, not always in that order.
Maybe I think too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, at a pub, on a job site, hopefully having a conversation about something with someone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This was uncomfortable at first and I'm awkward sometimes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You think we have something to talk about, vague right? Don't want to automactically alienate anyone right away.