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selfish_lover

28 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dad told me, in one of his moments of sublime insight, that girls don't want to hear about your inner self, your fears, your food allergies, your childhood unhappinesses, that girls worth chasing will drop you in a second if you pull any of that shit. Prove him wrong and indulge me about the panic that grips me every time a guy at the gym can lift more than me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Foodie-ism has devalued this claim a ton, but I am really good at food.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Coen Brothers movies, David Lynch movies, Stanley Kubrick movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman, old Hollywood, plenty more from the thinky and not-so-thinky realms.

I feel really happy being able to kick around early season Simpsons jokes with someone.

I am an illiterate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If you include your smartphone on this list, you done fucked up.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go get giant Starbucks frosties from the Starbucks inside Target with me. Lie to me and tell me you wouldn't be down for that.