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selfish_lover

27 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dad told me, in one of his moments of sublime insight, that girls don't want to hear about your inner self, your fears, your food allergies, your childhood unhappinesses, that girls worth chasing will drop you in a second if you pull any of that shit. Prove him wrong and indulge me about the soul-rending panic that grips me every time a guy at the gym can lift more than me.

Summer is my favorite season because I can eat nothing but sugar water and still feel healthy and great every morning when I wake up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having achieved perfect inner peace, I am working hard to attain to "at least a dude with a car" status. So far I have a stack of twenties bulging out of a mayonnaise jar that used to contain used straight razor blades. Excelsior.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Foodie-ism has devalued this claim a ton, but I am really good at food.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My number one fiction guy is Isaac Bashevis Singer and my favorite girl is Alice Munro.

Been listening to The Fugees/Wyclef and the new Michael Jackson on my short train rides. I'm working on becoming an encyclopedia of cool music like everyone else seems to be.

Whatever Criterion Collection movies I can torrent. Character-driven usually wins over plot-driven.

Not really down with all the "cinematic" tv that people are into nowadays. I'm more of a Garfield and Friends guy. Remember Odie?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If you include your smartphone on this list, you done fucked up.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, water, sleep surfaces, football. Normal guy stuff.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go get giant Starbucks frosties from the Starbucks inside Target with me. Lie to me and tell me you wouldn't be down for that.