"I hate user names" backwards. You're welcome.

I don't have a picture because I like my privacy. I'm not fat or repulsive, I promise.

It's probably helpful to get a few things out of the way:
1. I don't have children, I don't ever want to make children, and I don't like it if you have children. I love children but I don't love raising them; some people find that hard to understand.
2. I find tattoos of anything on anyone to be repulsive. Besides that I think they're indicative of short-sighted life choices.

That pretty much eliminates about 99% of this site so if for some reason you're in the 1% you should message me!

Making useful things.

Filling out every box.

I'm human. I haven't been mistaken for a dog (yet).

Who cares? If you really want to know, ask.

1. Sustenance
2. 78.09% nitrogen and 20.95% oxygen (by volume) atmosphere with the remaining volume filled with inert gases.
10. Good health
11. Making sarcastic responses to OK Cupid questions
12. A twelfth answer for this section
20. A base 10 number system.

1. Design tradeoffs and what makes for good or bad design.
2. How human designers will cope with increasing technological complexity.
3. What, if anything, is beyond the perceivable universe.
4. How to continue improving my fitness level.
5. Why most cats are assholes but dogs are loveable.
6. Why lists aren't used more often in OK Cupid profiles.
7. Whether I should use a period to end statements in this list.

Wallowing in a pool of self pity due to my non-existent social life.

I had to try really hard answer these questions seriously and not give sarcastic responses.

Honestly, I'm not going to get many messages from this profile so feel free to message me if you want to. I don't bite unless you're into that kind of thing in which case I definitely do.