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senktimo

35 M Burke, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm 231 in dog years. I am a masters in arts, a journeyman at cooking, and a mechanic in my spare time. I do all my own stunts. I make sad people laugh, old people feel young, and the meek like they just inherited the earth. I know the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything. I'm a blackbelt in sarcasm. I love animals, I can understand cat, and befriend dogs. I read, I tell dirty jokes, and I am very good at kissing! I have references :)
What I’m doing with my life
I like to travel, work around the house and on my cars, and explore DC!
I’m really good at
I have a great sense of humor, and am good at speaking to crowds. I have an analytical mind, and generally I can fix most of what I break! I can cook, but usually only with a recipe. I'm great at following directions, but sometimes need help being spontaneous or adventurous!
The first things people usually notice about me
My sharp wit, my caring nature, and my dirty mind. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh man, too many to list here. Favorite books? Cryptonomicon, Enders Game, The Sum of All Fears. Shows? How I met your Mother, The Wire, Seinfeld, Breaking bad. Music I'm trying to get better at, and food I like a lot of variety!
The six things I could never do without
A car, my iphone, the internet, a job, my friends, my sense of humor, and football. :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
really really random stuff. everything from the current roster of the Detroit Lions to the geopolitical implications of the Syrian crisis. my mind is a deep pool!
On a typical Friday night I am
anything from a movie in, to a museum opening, or a nice walk through a park!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a fairly open person, and can't think of anything too private to admit here! but ask away!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to laugh, flirt, and enjoy witty banter. Bonus points if you can quote lots of movies and tv shows!