32 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
jonathan swift had a baby with prince and then left him in the jungle with baloo and braghera and a library card
What I’m doing with my life
observing it from a safe distance
I’m really good at
complete sentences
The first things people usually notice about me
either the tail or the horns
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
caveat1: banter > taste
caveat2: i want points for brevity

a history of the world in 10.5 chapters, the orchid thief, matilda

children of men, in bruges, before sunset

peep show, jeopardy, iron chef... tbch, we're probably going to have to watch that violin scene from louie and the adventure time pilot.

outkast - aquemini, blur - thinktank, prince - EVERYTHING
cornershop, nas, diplo, amel larrieux, phosphorescent, cody chesnutt. i like dancing. you don't have to like dancing as much. it would probably be wrong.

shawarma, funnel cake, kothu roti
(but really: anything, everything, twice)
The six things I could never do without
a small book
wikipedia + tabs
room for debate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how much time we could save if you stopped posting pics from the bathroom
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to convince a stranger to either start or stop calling me Mowgli
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if i misspell anything longer than 10 letters, my phone will assume i'm trying to type "sweatpants"
You should message me if
- you won't interrupt our date to take pictures of our date

- you describe your age as something in between knowing what netscape navigator is and refusing to use epic as an adjective

"Our chief want in life is someone who will make us do what we can." -- this was the last thing ralph waldo emerson said before he disappeared into a crowd wearing his beloved red and white turtleneck and toque, never to be seen again.