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  • Ages 35–45
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Last online
Today – 8:28am
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Musical, Biking, Rock 'n' Roller.

I have a dry sense of humour although I still laugh at Slapstick too! Have been known to throw out the odd sarcastic remark too.
Nothing is too sacred to laugh at!
Music plays a massive part in my life as I teach Guitar and Bass.
I have a complete aversion to Illiteracy and Ignorance.
I like learning about new things almost on a daily basis.
I'll write more here as and when it occurs to me to do so!

Other peoples quotes about Sensible:-

'Jeez, these are the best Crabcakes I've ever eaten!'

'That man makes a great Curry!'

'You're kind of a Gentleman and a big, dirty Bastard both at the same time!!' ~ Audrey. Glasgow.

I am not always as 'bearded' as a couple of my pics show, it's usually a Winter thing to stave off the cold, frosty mornings!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Have lived all around the Country for work in the past and am settled back in the Thames Valley. I work as a Hard Landscaper but really would like to turn my Teaching into a Full Time Occupation! On top of that I have just started a course to get me fully qualified as an Electrician.

I worked every year at the WOMAD Festival and had done so for 26 years, unfortunately due to the current climate in music buying WOMAD franchised out the part I used to work within and so now I have no job there. I did get in on the Guest List last year though. Due to this opportunity I have been exposed to many, many different styles of music and musicians and have developed a rather diverse taste in music!!

I put together a Blues Band for the purpose of playing a couple of Charity Gigs in tribute to a good friend who died of Cancer a couple of years back with the proceeds going to 'Macmillan Nurses'. These shows went very well and raised over £1000!

This years (2015) project is an 80's Hair Metal Band, covering Crue, Ratt, Poison, Warrant etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being 'stood-up' by prospective Dates!
Getting blown-out by women on here before we've even met! Not sure what's going on but it's happened quite a few times. Maybe you lot have got some kind of conspiracy formed against me???
Having Message conversations with people on here and suddenly have them stop messaging! What the feck is that all about?? So rude!!
Filling in inane internet Surveys and Profiles.
Cooking, I qualified as a Chef!
Playing Pant-melting Blues! (So I've been told!!)
Taking the piss in any situation.
Putting up tents.
Making Alcohol in the form of Wine, Mead and flavoured Spirits!

I know how to:-
a) put a Loo seat down,
b) use a Washing Machine,
c) make decent Coffee on a Sunday Morning and
d) am completely able to understand the plans and build Flatpacked Furniture and pretty much all other DIY stuff!!

Scientific Experiments involving Angel Delight and Blancmange.
I wouldn't say I'm good but I dabble with Water-colours.
I've been told to put that I'm also a good Archer.
I have many strings to my Bow!!!

Teaching people how to make Wine via the Internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Height. I'm 6' 5" and am getting slightly bored of people saying:-
"God, you're tall!! How tall are you?"
"What's the weather like up there?"

Either that or my Twatishness.

Very occasionally people pick up on my Sarcastic bent. Not always though and this amuses me as it's about as subtle as a nail-studded Baseball Bat. It also led me to invent a word to describe this situation and it's this:-
Sarc-H-asm - The gulf between those who do and those that don't understand it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read absolutely anything. I especially love Douglas Adams, Steven King, James Herbert, Bernard Cornwell, Biographies, Ray Bradbury and The Far Side cartoons by Gary Larson!!

I'm not a great Movie-Goer but am more likely to see things when they're on TV, not that I watch a lot of TV either!! Now I know what 'torrenting' is I can watch whatever whenever!

I have an amazingly wide and varied taste in music. From Punk to Puccini, Motorhead to Mozart and all stations in between!! From 20's Blues, through 40's/50's Swing/Rock 'n' Roll and Jazz right up to today.
My main loves are the Blues, Ska and Reggae. I still love 80's Rock/Hair Metal as it's what I used to play for a long time in a Band as well as more up to date Rock/Metal.

Nowadays I'm experimenting with more Computer-based Music with Guitars.

CD's currently next to and mp3's currently on my PC are:-
The Stone Roses, Several Trojan Box Sets, Trojan Explosion, Franco et le TP OK Jazz, Dub Colossus, Gaudi, Chris Jagger, Tom Waits, Deniz Tek, The Charlatans, Roy Ayers, Andy White, Best of Ethiopiques, The Ramirez Brothers, The Blue Aeroplanes, Lemon Jelly, Aynsley Lister, Demon, Angelwitch, Santana Box Set, Nick Cave/Grinderman, Infected Mushroom, Nick Drake, BB King, Dragonforce, A7X, John Lee Hooker, Sigur Ros, the Black Sabbath/Ozzy complete catalogue and the Kinks/Ray Davies catalogue. (Although this list changes frequently!!!) *Now including* Mungo's Hi-Fi, Gogol Bordello, Buena Vista Social Club, Ry Cooder, Stevie ray Vaughan, Lee Scratch Perry, Walter Trout, Robert Johnson, Muse and Etta James. The complete works of Chopin. Pearl Jam, Janes Addiction and Faith No More., Rob Zombie/White Zombie back catalogue. The Waiwright dynasty. (Lowden, Rufus and Martha.)

Currently enjoying Alabama Shakes and Goyte, Steel Panther, Jake Bugg, Ben Howard and a french ambient act Kick Bong. Have just been put onto Sarah Jarosz and Lisa Hannigan and liking them.

As for food? I will try anything once! My favourite Cuisines are Indian, Thai and Chinese/Japanese for Cooking as well as eating!!
You can't beat a good Sunday Roast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Guitars, (or at least A Guitar!! I currently own far too many!!)
Friends Company,
Cigarettes and Alcohol. (I reckon there's a song in there somewhere!!!)

The six things I COULD do without:-
Lists on websites listing things I couldn't live without.
Illiteracy and Ignorance.
Amontillado Sherry.
Quakers Oats. (It's the Quakers themselves I don't like!! They're all GM Modified and cloned and shit!!!)
Fluff in my Bellybutton.
Long Division.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things, Stuff, Bits and bobs. Although I'm always left wondering who Bob is and why I'm thinking about his Bits!

Pythagoras' Theorem.

Can openers.

Salt Marsh Lamb.

What I'm going to have for Dinner tomorrow.

The complexities of Victorian Lace-making.

Who first put the smell into natural Gas so you'd know if you have a leak and how many times did he die before he got it right???

If the World was an Orange it would be far too small.

Why are there so many Talentless people applying to be on so-called 'Talent Shows'????

Where I can score some Weapons and Ammo for use in the impending Zombie Apocalypse.

Policies to implement once my plans for World domination are complete.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either here or somewhere else. If not I'll likely be over there. If I'm over there then I'll not be here or in the surrounding area. If that's the case then leave me a message and I'll get back to you from there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know Timmy Mallet. (Seriously!!)

None of the dudes listed over there are as cool as me. ---------->
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can sort the sarcasm from the real.

You want to. Only if you really, really want to. Go on, you know you want to really!!!
Or maybe if you are Clinically Insane or Suicidal.

You know who Von Dutch and Ed Hardy really are!

You'd like to share a Gig experience.

You have a different background and approach to life.

*You shouldn't message me if*
You think that most words in the English Language are bereft of Vowels.
You don't understand that last sentence.
You 'Live life to the full' by sitting on a Sofa.
You wear Burberry.
Consider yourself a WAG.
You think that X Factor, I'm a Twat get me out of here, Britains got talent etc. make good TV.
You use 'lol' as punctuation.