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sensualNfun

52 Riverview, MI Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 47–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I was going to make my name sensualNfunny but that just sounded too long and odd. Forgive me if I've mislead you into thinking I am only looking for a good time...oh no, I require something much more profound out of a prospective relationship! I am also very intelligent and went to college on a full academic scholarship. I crave a man who's my best friend whose affectionate, confident, and fit, both physically n financially. Now that my kids are grown (I raised two of the kindest and coolest musicians), it is my time! Seeking a companion who laughs daily, even on the most stressful days, and whos not afraid of commitment! Yep, thats what I said!
What I’m doing with my life
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I am developing my talent for writing, showing off my trademark humorous perspective. I've always pointed out what's quirky in life. A day doesn't pass that I don't laugh at so much around me because life simply has soo many ridiculous moments!!! With this in mind, it was time I start "that book" I've always known was inside me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting people at ease by making them laugh. Im quite the singer and writer. Oh...and giving a super relaxing massage...I am profoundly good at that!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First it would have to be that I'm constantly finding humour around me...which doesn't always go over well in my workplace! (Oh well, could be worse, a high school occupational test told me I should become a funeral director...uhhh, the word may begin with "fun" but not what I had in mind!)

I believe men look at me twice in public due to my long blonde hair which is VERY silky by the way. And up close you will notice my cornflower blue eyes with naturally long lashes, and curves in all the right places. (Has anyone ever admitted to curves in all the wrong places, LOL?) And because I am always smiling and laughing, I am very approachable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite TV show is Modern Family and Seinfeld. And by far, Sex and the City is hilarious, sexy, extreeeemely naughty and exactly what I would have written if I was a screenwriter....which I may be someday, who knows, if my book gets picked up?

Here's some of my tastes that will really throw you off...love to watch the history channel. I used to be a presenter at Greenfield Village but couldn't stand wearing a tight corset while boiling jam or scrubbing that big black cast iron stove in the 95 degree heat in Firestone Farm without A/C!! Complete misery! (Now, a hot pink or black silky corset worn for my man?...that's delightful! ), any HGTV program that takes you to homes around the world to see the architecture and cultural flavor of the region, and wait for it...Dr G Medical Examiner which is a reality show about an extremely intelligent woman who solves real life murders.

My favorite musician is Sting...so talented from reggae Police hits to Jazz to rock, he soothes my ears and my eyes...priceless!

But I also appreciate another band you never hear anymore: Simply Red, a rock band with undertones of jazz/blues from England...if you remember them, weren't they great? Love U2, Annie Lennox and David Byrne, Sinatra, Michael Buble, Alanis Morisette, and Sarah MacLaughlin among a million other talented artists. One of the most unusual but amazing concerts I've heard was Bobbie McFerrin perform w/ the DSO. Al Jarreau and Chris Botti top my list for favorite jazz artists. There's hardly anything I won't listen to...except twangy country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3. Dogs! I never plan to be without a dog in my life. Don't HAVE to have a man (sorry guys) but gotta have a dog or 2 at all times! Besides, dog spelled backwards is god!!! Funny, huh? (Oh dear, the nuns are going to smack my knuckles for that sacrilegious comment!)

4. Music because it is absolute magic to your soul and heals more than people know. Every genre of music is heard at my house.

1. Spending time with my family and cousins--I have alot!--because they share your DNA you tend to think alike and laugh at the same things. No one"gets you" like your own family or friends, it's such a comfort.

2. Sex and being ravished by the one who becomes an important part of my life. (And if he has muscular arms and abs, OMG, that would be simply divine!) I have been advised to remove my comment about ravishing my man because it's likely to make the wrong impression. Sorry, have to decline that judgement even tho I certainly don't want to date anyone dangerous or rough! It stays because one of the main reasons for my marriage disintegrating is due to a pitiful sexlife which way too many couples can unfortunately relate to. Seriously, is anyone who's been together longer than 15 or 20 years still having satisfying sex out there? And by THAT, I mean with each OTHER?!? Both partners need to realize if you want to continue to have mind blowing sex, then you need to keep yourself looking attractive, fit, and healthy! Put on cologne that drives your lover wild, stop nagging for just a few hours a day, and for chrissake's put the damn toilet seat down before you go to bed so she doesn't fall in!!! Seriously, stop pushing each other's buttons and start heading straight for your lover's erogenous zones!

5. My smartphone....how did we ever LIVE without them, ugh!?!?

6. And finally, making people laugh! I may dress sophisticated but I often say shocking and funny things to ease any tension around me! Instead of cringing when the office "witch" comes into the employee lounge, it's just more effective to wish that she got laid far more often, to make her not so uptight! I also know how to kill my enemies with kindness...it confuses the hell out of them! (Uh-oh! Perhaps I should have put this under what I shouldn't admit to! Oops!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Enjoying life...no longer sweating the small stuff. Once you respect how precious time is, you realize worry just wastes way too much energy!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing and rough-housing with my 2 dogs who have been waiting for me all day....kickboxing...then out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am much stronger and more cunning than I look... I have taken self defense classes and know just how to kick someone's butt who tries to harm me or my loved ones!!! On the other hand, I'm a phenomenal kisser!!!

I'm not afraid to talk about delicate subject matters such as "how much is everyone enjoying their love life???" I am very forthright about my sexuality. I honestly don't understand why it seems to be the general consensus of many women that porn is unacceptable or "titty bars"--although I would prefer to see a classy true burlesque show-- are disgusting! If more women were open-minded and went to such a place with their man, imagine the benefits both could reap in the bedroom afterward. And perhaps, there would be far fewer divorces! One thing I've learned in the dating pool for the last several months is that every man I spoke to mentioned lack of sex. How very sad! So bring the laptop to bed, I say, and surf the free porn sites together!!! Besides, if you could learn something indirectly from a pro, why wouldn't you....especially if it results in more joy for both involved!
And please don't think my comments here make me seem easy or classless.....far, far from it. One's enjoyment of sex with another special companion can take months or even years to perfect. Everyone thinks their lover should know exactly what turns them on or that they should be able to read their mind!! That's ridiculous! Guide him gently to where it tantalizes more! If you can tell your stylist how much hair to cut in the salon, then show your lover exactly what moves do it for you! What have you got to lose.....in fact, if more couples succeeded in giving each other true orgasms, and not just faking it.....wow, imagine how much more relaxed everyone would be! And there'd be a lot fewer antidepressants or anti-anxiety meds prescribed. Natural endorphins released during sex cannot be replicated in a pill, ever!
You should message me if
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You are a confident, well-educated/intelligent, fit and healthy (with muscular arms/abs please? or the interest in getting them by working out with me!) , financially secure, open-minded, cultured and easy-going man who knows how to spend time with the woman he loves...and who's not too busy to occasionally spend the entire day in bed laughing and enjoying one another's bodies because you just can't get enough of each other! I'm also interested in meeting bicurious women perhaps.

I have learned that many men really lack feeling appreciated and supported. I will be the woman who treats you like you're the only man in the world, whether our relationship is as friends or evolves slowly into something much deeper. Everyone craves attention and passion and it makes me feel really good to make someone else feel so special! I promise you my full attention. I won't text on my phone, complain about my "ex", bore you with office gossip, or constantly check my messages worrying what I'm missing somewhere else. Email me daah-link!